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#147450 - 02/19/06 08:03 AM
i think luke ford made up monstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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let's face it, at some point, luke was a fanboy to have gotten into his current gig, and he's become so feared, hated, and avoided by the industry he can't go back and ever expect to interview girls without some agent telling them "be careful" or "australian go home before i punch you".
so luke created an alter-ego, a batgirl to his bruce wayne, one that can mingle and frolic with pornstars without being shunned or feared. all it took was some makeup and some black chick's hairpeice that was forgotten in rob spallone's lost and found.they're roughly the same height, both have nosejobs, etc.
holly randall was in on this from day one, she does the makeup for "monstar", you can tell she knows by the number of pictures she appears in, usually acting just as affectionate or more so with "monstar" than luke. i think she likes luke in drag better than real luke.
this is a terrible, shameful sham of a bad idea, but a great ploy to make them both deny this.
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#147452 - 02/19/06 08:38 AM
Re: i think luke ford made up monstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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loopnode's great, he's at his best when he steps into some random thread with a total non-sequitur like a picture of a hooker scolding a cat or an absurd story. i'll agree wholeheartedly.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#147453 - 02/19/06 08:44 AM
Re: i think luke ford made up monstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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By the way, I'm drinking on a Sunday morning. I can't deal with my problems no more.
No problems, COAH, I said a prayer for you this morning with the Jesuits, you're in good with The Man.
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#147454 - 02/19/06 08:49 AM
Re: i think luke ford made up monstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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this is a terrible, shameful sham of a bad idea, but a great ploy to make them both deny this.
It was Air supply that tipped you off huh. Dammit! One could never hide love for the supply. no matter which mask is worn...
LOL...I would actually cop to it but i'd probably get slugged next time i left the pad.
Godd call on Holly BTW... 
Evidence to the contrary:
Luke has a disdain for porn
Monstar loves naked chix.
Luke wears retro 80’s Michael j, fox circa “back to the future†outfits
Monstar Wears retro 80’s glam metal outfits
Luke has expensive camera, but takes lousy photos
Monstar has cheap little Kodak that gets dropped on many a drunken night yet takes amazing pictures
Luke to Pornstars “What did you want to be when you grew up?â€
Monstar to Pornstars “Can I Spit on your asshole?â€
Luke Spells correctly
Monstar spells kore-rectly
Luke loves drama
Monstar took drama in high school
Luke has wrote books
Monstar read Jenna’s book
EDIT TO ADD: Hey...WTF? "instead of i think luke ford made up monstar" Maybe I made up Luke?
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#147455 - 02/19/06 08:50 AM
Re: i think luke ford made up monstar
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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By the way, I'm drinking on a Sunday morning. I can't deal with my problems no more.
Just what you need to bring you closer to the brink, some country and western.
  
Willie Nelson version was the best.
Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.
I'd smoked my mind the night before
With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken.
And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost
Somewhere, somehow along the way.
On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.
In the park I saw a daddy
With a laughing little girl that he was swinging.
And I stopped beside a Sunday school
And listened to the songs they were singing.
Then I headed down the street,
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing,
And it echoed through the canyon
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.
On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.
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Can someone reactivate me please. I vote my deactivation as the lamest ever. You know its right. Do it, do it do it.
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#147457 - 02/19/06 09:58 AM
Re: i think luke ford made up monstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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whoa, you really are only posting about me now, huh stalker? i haven't seen a single one NOT about me in the last dozen or two. you think about me going to sleep, crying with clenched fists and an erection. burg'll vouch i went there, pennypacker hall for life, bitches.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#147458 - 02/19/06 10:05 AM
Re: i think luke ford made up monstar
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fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
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james, now you're stalking me. monitoring who and what i post about and number of posts even. is pennypacker hall a dorm at harvard, your retort was even disappointing.
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Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah
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#147459 - 02/19/06 10:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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yes, it takes VIGILANT MONITORING to keep track of someone who posts on a single topic that happens to be me. yes, it's a dorm, sorry the closest you'll ever get to it is watching "soul man" and "good will hunting" on tv.
if you want, i'll commission loopnode to make a lifesized doll of my divine-likeness. you can beat it and beat off to it while weeping all you want.
i'll even sell you a pair of my panties so you can sniff the essence of your superior.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#147460 - 02/19/06 10:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Just do it ghostshadow. Either go ahead and show up on his doorstep or kill yourself already and leave a note.
Either way this madness must end.
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#147461 - 02/19/06 10:15 AM
Re: i think luke ford made up monstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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ghost-just step back. just step back. you're getting owned again and it's embarassing.
do you have no pride? do you not see what your all-consuming hatred of me has turned you into? you're predictable in subject and predictable as the guy who gets his ass blown-out and comes back for more. you lose, every time and just don't seem to get it.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#147462 - 02/19/06 10:20 AM
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fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
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what guy who gets his ass blown out? was that your roomie at harvard? btw, who thinks about something like that? keep telling yourself that you own me. that's embarassing. isn't this more your forte? why are you here?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060219/ts_nm/life_harvard_summers_dc
how about weighing in on something like this somewhere else?
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Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah
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#147463 - 02/19/06 10:23 AM
Re: i think luke ford made up monstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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ghostshadow = Jamie L. Brian
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#147464 - 02/19/06 10:26 AM
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fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
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here's another one "owning" somebody, now that's embarassing taking pride in something as gay as that. is this your major accomplishment for the year?
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Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah
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#147465 - 02/19/06 10:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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here's another one "owning" somebody, now that's embarassing taking pride in something as gay as that. is this your major accomplishment for the year?
you remind of that annoying kid in school who followed one girl around and kept pestering her until she would scream at him and even try to hit him. man you are gay.
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#147466 - 02/19/06 10:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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larry summers is my hero, he's a true asshole's asshole. remember his paper on exporting all polluting industry to the third world and specifically BRAZIL. he's great.
you've got nothing to say, i'll see you in a month when you're done licking your wounds. hey, hope springs eternal in faggot-losers--maybe you'll avoid getting raped per usual next time.
i'll leave you with an exchange between you and biff that explains things well
your first post since your asshole healed, in a completely random thread showing your bitterness
"Chloroman = jamesn"
biff wastes no words--
"ghostshadow = jamesn's retarded stalker "
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#147469 - 02/19/06 05:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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what exchange? he said it i ignored it. it's lame like have 2cit
the exchange where you said something stupid and not funny, then Biff put you in your place like the little bitch you are, ryan jr.
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#147471 - 02/19/06 06:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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the exchange where you said something stupid and not funny, then Biff put you in your place like the little bitch you are, ryan jr.
dumbass, he said it, i ignored it. that's not an exchange like your waltz with ryan knox. don't be so proud of that, it makes you look like a chicken hawk.
thanks jamie, what you look like is a gay stalker. you know jamesn is never going to turn around and think you're a decent poster and you're never going to have the intimate rendezvous you're dreaming of?
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#147472 - 02/19/06 06:11 PM
Re: i think luke ford made up monstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'll still sell the failed-faggot my panties. 50 bucks ghostshadow. you know you want them
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#147474 - 02/19/06 08:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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No problems, COAH, I said a prayer for you this morning with the Jesuits, you're in good with The Man.
Fucking Jesuits....
Those are fighting words...
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#147477 - 02/20/06 08:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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james, didn't you live in fudgepacker hall?
could you possibly be lamer, you cocksocket?
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#147481 - 02/21/06 08:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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summers=out/dirty box=in dersh FLIPS THE FUCK OUT, no wires yet. god, he's the most unpredictable contrarian fuck ever. who'da thunk alan would go bananas about some ultra-liberal cabal within the faculty? Quote:
Pennypacker wasn't as significant to me cuz they didnt have vending machines when I was there and I had to find salty death snacks at 2 am on Saturday nights to help fight off a drunken blackout elsewhere, like going all the way the fuck to the end of Harvard square to Store 24 and grabbing the first uncrushed unopened unpissed on can of Pringles I could find...I would take crushed in a real crisis....
Ghostshadow is beyond my caring anymore, I have bigger things to worry about, like my imminent death and the fact I am in love with 3 different women
Larry Summers for President 2008...all women should wear burkas
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