“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

O god, I'm crying.



Is it real? Say its so!

I've heard a turd can only be as long as your rectal cavity. Say 8-10 inches.

Hey Chico! She got your "horse shoe" turd beat!!

I give you that, you got style!

There goes them vegan lesbians showboatin' again.

I like loopnode and all, but I think he is officially the most disturbed person on XPT. Stop and think about it. Yeah, it's that fucked up.

irrelevant and lame (cuz thats old)

never fuck with the classics

Yes. But Sir, wouldn't that be giving him SOME credibility?

how much credibility can a turd actually retain?

et tu Blute?