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#147280 - 02/18/06 12:03 PM Are You Happy Now?
FFButton Offline
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Registered: 07/11/04
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Edited by FFButton (02/18/06 12:18 PM)

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#147281 - 02/18/06 12:31 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
sweet
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#147282 - 02/18/06 12:49 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
The server became clogged with excessive sugar deposits from all the fanboy posts. Sadly, it is a temporary state...Drew was in the ADT chat room calming the fanboy fears.

But just imagine if they went down for good, and all those "anonymous" XPT viewers had to suddenly register. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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#147283 - 02/18/06 12:56 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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The server became clogged with excessive sugar deposits from all the fanboy posts. Sadly, it is a temporary state...Drew was in the ADT chat room calming the fanboy fears.

But just imagine if they went down for good, and all those "anonymous" XPT viewers had to suddenly register. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!



the thought of Bono being forced to make this his new online home brings a smile to my face
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#147284 - 02/18/06 01:07 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
I figured he'd got to http://english.literotica.com/stories/stories_by_category.php?category=17 given his prosaic abilities.

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#147285 - 02/18/06 01:42 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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I couldn't see the image from the original post, what'd I miss?

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#147286 - 02/18/06 02:06 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
The adt forum went down. The pic is a screenshot of Drew's default error message, which says it has self destructed. It loads every time he takes the board down for maintenance and gives people like Robbie over there a heart attack.

Apparently, someone in the UK hacked DenverDons computer and stole all the passwords, email addys and IP addresses. So anyway that settles the debate as to whether or not others there have admin rights.

I wonder if the UK hacker was Ivor Biggun. Ivor?

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#147287 - 02/18/06 03:39 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
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#147288 - 02/18/06 04:40 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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Way to go Ivor, whether you did it or not. That Drew guy seems a bit touchy, isn't he Steph's wife?

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#147289 - 02/18/06 05:00 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:


I wonder if the UK hacker was Ivor Biggun. Ivor?




Once the UK got mentioned I wondered if this would be attributed to me. I was tempted to take the credit until I saw what a lame job it was. If I was into such criminal acts, I'd carry them out with much more style and finesse. I'd make subtle edits over a period of time designed to set the place on fire.

In a roundabout way I've actually helped to protect ADT from UK attack, as a substantial proportion of UK packets are now filtered out by Drew's router.
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#147290 - 02/18/06 06:28 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Smartt Offline
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Quote:


I wonder if the UK hacker was Ivor Biggun. Ivor?




Oh. They thought it came from the UK? Tee hee.


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#147291 - 02/18/06 06:41 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:


I wonder if the UK hacker was Ivor Biggun. Ivor?




Oh. They thought it came from the UK? Tee hee.






bitch please, the only hacking you do is into children's flesh.

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#147292 - 02/18/06 08:14 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Fuck you, Clit. One of the greatest prides of my life was helping track and put this guy in jail. That alone is a better achievment than your entire, useless, trailer-trash lifetime.

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#147293 - 02/18/06 08:28 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Is a trailer so much worse than a hovel in some Latin American mega city slum. At least I don't pick my teeth with the bones of children.

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#147294 - 02/18/06 08:31 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Fuck you, Clit. One of the greatest prides of my life was helping track and put this guy in jail. That alone is a better achievment than your entire, useless, trailer-trash lifetime.




Smartt, while you're on track to being John Walsh of the Jungle, can you please tell the your news media in Brazil to discontinue images of children being molested and abused? Just the story's enough for a television audience unless you all are so tainted over there that it's common place?
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#147295 - 02/18/06 08:48 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
Smartt...wait...first you said this (#141278)
Quote:

Oh. They thought it came from the UK? Tee hee.


As if to say they missed your cleverness.

Then you wrote this (#141298)
Quote:

Fuck you, Clit. One of the greatest prides of my life was helping track and put this guy in jail. That alone is a better achievment than your entire, useless, trailer-trash lifetime.


Which implies you helped ADT track down the culprit. Last I checked, he hadn't been caught at this time. So your posts are blatantly contradictory. Pick a side and stick with it. mmmK?

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#147296 - 02/18/06 11:33 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Smartt Offline
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Quote:

Which implies you helped ADT track down the culprit.




No, moron. *I* hacked ADT´s forum to the ground. Learn how to read. Moron.

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#147297 - 02/18/06 11:42 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
Dude, you're so clueless, I should ban you again just for the shits and giggles.

Oh, boohoo, boohoo, now I have to....awwscrewit who cares.

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#147298 - 02/19/06 08:40 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Which implies you helped ADT track down the culprit.




No, moron. *I* hacked ADT´s forum to the ground. Learn how to read. Moron.




who do you think you're kidding? You are too stupid to hack into any computer. I've taken shits that could out smart you.

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#147299 - 02/19/06 09:58 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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Posts: 1545
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The adt forum went down. The pic is a screenshot of Drew's default error message, which says it has self destructed. It loads every time he takes the board down for maintenance and gives people like Robbie over there a heart attack.

Apparently, someone in the UK hacked DenverDons computer and stole all the passwords, email addys and IP addresses. So anyway that settles the debate as to whether or not others there have admin rights.

I wonder if the UK hacker was Ivor Biggun. Ivor?



I love how an xpt moderator (jrv) is trying to explain to them how to secure their website. The only one who is close to jrv(in tech knowledge) is that hardware guy, but jrv is schooling those people over there. I love how the admins have direct access to the passwords(willie d brought that up) because the "users are too stupid to remember their own p-words and usernames. Sounds like a great opportunity to let darwin do his thing... but then again it is adt.

Reading that thread you could really tell the differance between xpt and adt posters. xpt posters brought up valid points/questions and the adt guys just wet themselves.

BTW: FFButton is that a DVDShrink icon I see in your quick launch? [sarcasm]What kind of DVDs are backing up?[/sarcasm]
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#147300 - 02/19/06 01:20 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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I love how an xpt moderator (jrv) is trying to explain to them how to secure their website. The only one who is close to jrv(in tech knowledge) is that hardware guy, but jrv is schooling those people over there. I love how the admins have direct access to the passwords(willie d brought that up) because the "users are too stupid to remember their own p-words and usernames. Sounds like a great opportunity to let darwin do his thing... but then again it is adt.

Reading that thread you could really tell the differance between xpt and adt posters. xpt posters brought up valid points/questions and the adt guys just wet themselves.




I noticed that too. I can't get over the number of "thank you for sorting this out" posts. Shit happens, sites get hacked, but storing passwords unencrypted is fundamentally bad practise. I hardly think they deserve a medal.
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#147301 - 02/19/06 10:49 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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I noticed that too. I can't get over the number of "thank you for sorting this out" posts. Shit happens, sites get hacked, but storing passwords unencrypted is fundamentally bad practise. I hardly think they deserve a medal.




It's either that, or get banned over there, I'm sure. The handling of this situation over there is more laughable and secretive than if Laura Bush ran over another boyfriend.

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#147302 - 02/19/06 11:14 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
adt blows, it's like the fucking gulag and almost every forum girl has a seriously debilitating case of shitface.

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#147303 - 02/19/06 11:16 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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adt blows, it's like the fucking gulag and almost every forum girl has a seriously debilitating case of shitface.


What's your excuse?

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#147304 - 02/19/06 11:26 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
asdf Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
Quote:

Quote:

adt blows, it's like the fucking gulag and almost every forum girl has a seriously debilitating case of shitface.


What's your excuse?




why, i stand for freedom of speech and the american way of life

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#147305 - 02/20/06 12:20 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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adt blows, it's like the fucking gulag and almost every forum girl has a seriously debilitating case of shitface.




Cassandra's hobbies: sexing up sluts, protecting gun ownership rights, starting societies

I think I like you Cassandra. Kindly elaborate on your societies: do they involve sluts with guns who hate ADT, perchance?

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#147306 - 02/20/06 01:07 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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Quote:

adt blows, it's like the fucking gulag and almost every forum girl has a seriously debilitating case of shitface.




Cassandra's hobbies: sexing up sluts, protecting gun ownership rights, starting societies

I think I like you Cassandra. Kindly elaborate on your societies: do they involve sluts with guns who hate ADT, perchance?




yeah, it's called the youth league against men congregating for the purpose of exchanging tips on shaving their asses. no really, way to have a monopoly on the creepy grandfatherly forum persona, i'm flattered.

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#147307 - 02/20/06 01:48 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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no really, way to have a monopoly on the creepy grandfatherly forum persona, i'm flattered.





I can live with being called "creepy" when it comes from the keyboard of a Jeanine Garofalo doppelganger who happens to support gun rights and sluts.

Now sit on Grandpa's lap and I'll show you how to use your shift key.

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#147308 - 02/20/06 01:51 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Cassandra's waaay hotter than Jeanine Garofalo and more current. Jeanine quit being funny in 98 and eschews pornography.
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#147309 - 02/20/06 01:53 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
Quote:

Quote:


no really, way to have a monopoly on the creepy grandfatherly forum persona, i'm flattered.





I can live with being called "creepy" when it comes from the keyboard of a Jeanine Garofalo doppelganger who happens to support gun rights and sluts.

Now sit on Grandpa's lap and I'll show you how to use your shift key.




yeah, you're a mental giant and you owe it all to capitalization.

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#147310 - 02/20/06 02:23 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Quote:

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no really, way to have a monopoly on the creepy grandfatherly forum persona, i'm flattered.





I can live with being called "creepy" when it comes from the keyboard of a Jeanine Garofalo doppelganger who happens to support gun rights and sluts.

Now sit on Grandpa's lap and I'll show you how to use your shift key.




yeah, you're a mental giant and you owe it all to capitalization.




I like sarcasm too! That, plus your hostility and anti-social tendency to emulate the demeanor and appearance of an aggrieved b-list comic, will serve you well around here. It's like a pretty girl stuffing her vagina with dog shit to ward off potential rapists: unpleasant but likely very effective.

In keeping with my newly-dubbed "creepy grandfatherly forum persona", it is 2:21 PST, way past my bedtime, and I need to get some sleep. Goodnight, Cass!

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#147311 - 02/20/06 04:36 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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Quote:

Which implies you helped ADT track down the culprit.




No, moron. *I* hacked ADT´s forum to the ground. Learn how to read. Moron.




OK I have some doubts that you are the one who did this. First if you would have done this and had no issue telling people you did it, it's safe to presume that you would have started this post not tagged a line on some six hours later. Second if you got in and had everyone's password why go nuts and change the HTML?
However I am ready to hear you out. I do have some questions. How did you get in? What tools did you use? Did you get into the server or just crack an admins password? Finally, I have never know any hacker not to leave without a keepsake. Have anything to show us/me? Please show your work Mr. Blackhat.
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#147312 - 02/20/06 11:02 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Which implies you helped ADT track down the culprit.




No, moron. *I* hacked ADT´s forum to the ground. Learn how to read. Moron.




OK I have some doubts that you are the one who did this. First if you would have done this and had no issue telling people you did it, it's safe to presume that you would have started this post not tagged a line on some six hours later. Second if you got in and had everyone's password why go nuts and change the HTML?
However I am ready to hear you out. I do have some questions. How did you get in? What tools did you use? Did you get into the server or just crack an admins password? Finally, I have never know any hacker not to leave without a keepsake. Have anything to show us/me? Please show your work Mr. Blackhat.




Good call Pariah. As usual straight to the fucking point. We all know Smartt couldn't hack his way in or out of anything more complex than a wet diaper.

That "The Forum has Self-Destructed" message has been the default "down for maintenance" message ever since AC Cream warned of it in this thread.

I think it's pretty funny that ACCream started that thread to bitch about jamesn in particular and to a lesser extent me and a few other xpters, and now AC's banned from there. (AC feel free to offer your thoughts).

Anyway, what happened is pretty well explained at ADT in the thread linked a few posts up. Not a line of HTML was changed. A complete timeline of what the hacker did is right around the middle of that thread.

Probably the closest thing to funny they did was set themselves up another admin account so they could get back in later but even that got caught.

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#147313 - 02/20/06 02:23 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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How did you get in?




They got into ADT with DenverDon's password. No hacking of ADT was required.

I quit reading that thread after a day after it was started but it appears to have been a somewhat carefully planned attack on ADT by someone who has been on ADT before.

My guess is that someone used the ADT chats to get the IP addresses for a few ADT mods and then used various script kiddie tools to attack the ADT mod's systems, probably within hours of each chat in order to get in before the IP address changed. Smartt could certainly do this - there's ample off-the-shelf tools for it (although some minimal intelligence is needed - see The Story of a Mighty Hacker thead).

There's no telling how many tries this took or how many ADT mods were attacked, but at some point an attack succeeded with DD and (at least) his ADT password was retrieved.

Note that they don't know when this happened. I assume that by now Drew has correlated every login by DD from the fake DD's IP and knows when the first fake DD login occurred, but DD's password may have been retrieved much earlier.

The reason I'm suspicious of the timing here is that Drew has been on vacation, and temporarily granted DD elevated permissions to take care of things. Someone in the ADT chats trolling for mod's IP address might have overheard this and decide this was the time to make use of DD's password.

This is less likely to happen here. I don't think Jeff lets Tony take vacation time, except maybe to relax with a Donkey Punch shoot, and mods here can't access or change nearly as much as DD while he had elevated privileges in Drew's absence.

PS. I would assume xxxpt also uses reversible or plaintext storage for passwords. I'm told that most off-the-shelf forum software does it. I think ADT uses custom forum software so they have a choice, but they're probably not any different than anyone else in this regard.
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#147314 - 02/20/06 02:30 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
JRV Offline
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I noticed that too. I can't get over the number of "thank you for sorting this out" posts.



I'm amazed by the number of people hoping DenverDon won't let it happen again.

As if the most important data on DD's computer when it was attacked was the password to a PORN FORUM!
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#147315 - 02/20/06 04:12 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Smartt Offline
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Second if you got in and had everyone's password why go nuts and change the HTML?




I didn´t changed the HTML. I just got DD´s password and found their backdoor. Then, it was fun for all ex-ADT´ers to enjoy. And I know who did reset all their passwords, but I´m not telling.

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#147316 - 02/20/06 05:20 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
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Registered: 01/09/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Second if you got in and had everyone's password why go nuts and change the HTML?




I didn´t changed the HTML. I just got DD´s password and found their backdoor. Then, it was fun for all ex-ADT´ers to enjoy. And I know who did reset all their passwords, but I´m not telling.




the tables have turned!

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#147317 - 02/20/06 07:12 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:

Quote:

Second if you got in and had everyone's password why go nuts and change the HTML?




I didn´t changed the HTML. I just got DD´s password and found their backdoor. Then, it was fun for all ex-ADT´ers to enjoy. And I know who did reset all their passwords, but I´m not telling.



Ok what the hell are you talking about? if you had an admins password what is the need for a backdoor? You are name dropping. Backdoor to where? the server? I doubt that is the same password as the ftp to the server. This crap about you are not telling just shows you know nothing and had nothing to do with it! Who gives a shit who reset the password? telling what the password was would have been a better start. you could have said the password was anything, it would have given some false credit to your very weak tale.
Also you did not say what you used to assist you. You have nothing to show either. Stop taking credit for someone else's work! You need to hack your lies to make it sound like you know what you are talking about.
One more thing. Who are the EX ADT people you speak of? if one is here please tell me and I will be the first to say I was wrong and I am sorry.
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#147318 - 02/20/06 09:17 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Smartt Offline
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Posts: 5869
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Your credibility is not wanted, required, or even welcome. I´m already happy with what we did, and we don´t feel the need to share with Zero Minuses like you, 2Clit, Gia and other Plankton-like lower lifeforms.

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#147319 - 02/20/06 09:26 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
John Floofin Offline
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#147320 - 02/20/06 09:59 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:

Your credibility is not wanted, required, or even welcome. I´m already happy with what we did, and we don´t feel the need to share with Zero Minuses like you, 2Clit, Gia and other Plankton-like lower lifeforms.




My credibility?? I am not out to prove my credibility. Its yours that is the subject. Let me make sure I have this correct. You (and now you seem to have a team) are the hack/crack that broke in and are proud of it. I am call you out saying you are a lying piece of shit who is taking credit for something you did not do. I ask for you to show me a hint that you did do this or just to say a tool you used that may tell me that you know something about intrusion. I even said that one of your "team" could just say you did this, and the best you can come up with is, I am plankton.
You are a stupid fuck! You had nothing to do with this! You should be hunted down like the fuckpig child rapist that you have shown you are!
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#147321 - 02/20/06 10:22 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
Quote:

Your credibility is not wanted, required, or even welcome. I´m already happy with what we did, and we don´t feel the need to share with Zero Minuses like you, 2Clit, Gia and other Plankton-like lower lifeforms.



This is the grown-ups version of the following grade school scene:

kid 1: I've got a girlfriend
Little Smartt: Yeah, me, too
kid 1: Really? Who is she?
LS: Uuh...she's goes to a different school
kid 1: Really? What school?
LS: [melts down] I don't have to tell you, asshole! Fuck you!

Smartty just feels left out and abandoned. He's an attention whore, and is using the "I'm the guy who fucked up ADT" angle to get some.

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#147322 - 02/20/06 10:34 PM Re: Are You Happy Now?
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:

This is the grown-ups version of the following grade school scene:

kid 1: I've got a girlfriend
Little Smartt: Yeah, me, too
kid 1: Really? Who is she?
LS: Uuh...she's goes to a different school
kid 1: Really? What school?
LS: [melts down] I don't have to tell you, asshole! Fuck you!






Why do I get billed as "Kid 1"? What the hell is that? I know its not about me but still.....kid 1?
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#147323 - 02/21/06 05:46 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Your credibility is not wanted, required, or even welcome. I´m already happy with what we did, and we don´t feel the need to share with Zero Minuses like you, 2Clit, Gia and other Plankton-like lower lifeforms.




smartt didn't hack a fucking thing, that we know of , he needs to put up proof or shut his big fat Brazilian cakehole.

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#147324 - 02/21/06 06:39 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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The hacker has been traced to London anyway- not Brazil.
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#147325 - 02/21/06 06:44 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
have2cit Offline
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Gia he wants to portray himself as some kind of super hacker. To be honest the the only thing he hacks at is the english language and heterosexuality.

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#147326 - 02/21/06 06:47 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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I guess War Games just premiered in Brazil.
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#147327 - 02/21/06 07:13 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Quote:

I guess War Games just premiered in Brazil.




smartt pirated that DVD years and years ago. although I can see him sitting in front of his Commodore 64 going over plans at getting back at ADT.

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#147328 - 02/21/06 07:17 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I guess War Games just premiered in Brazil.




I loved that movie, ally sheedy was so fucking hot, it shows you that deep down, I am not a nerd...instead of trying to hack into that computer companie's "back Door" i would have been plowing Ally's front door....fuck, that kid had it made and didnt even know it, being able to change chick's grades, he could have banged 2/3 of the entire class, at whim and at will...instead he almost blows up the fucking world....

>>>then again, 20 plus years later, through the stunning advances of Media technology and quality....I am now watching 20-21 year old chicks, semi-attractive-but-nothing-special high school near misses making as much money as a lot of friends (male and female) I know made at age 30 with a Harvard degree, all because they have no compunction about taking random peni (pistoning passionately, with hate) in all their holes and accepting large quantities of Male Reproductive fluids on, and in their bodies...so let me rethink what I would have done 20 years ago with a nuclear arsenal at my fingertips in the privacy of my bedroom....the Cockroaches would be fucking furiously right now, non-stop, instead of Brandon Iron...

(sidenote* I like the fact the word "ARSE" is found in the word ARSENAL...)

(Sidenote 2* Speaking of Brandon Iron, did I read correctly on Lukeisback that he.....across the str....World Mod...in a van...with Er....Blow J......oh wait, nevermind thats a new thread!)
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#147329 - 02/21/06 07:37 AM Re: Are You Happy Now?
Pericles Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
Quote:

taking random peni (pistoning passionately, with hate)




Don't forget "pusty".

And yes, War Games was wicked awesome

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