Personally, I find the vast majority of porn review to be monotonous, boring, and stupid. All those sycophants like pipe kissing ass and making laundry lists of sex acts with the same canned descriptive phrases. Like consumer reports with payola. What I'd like to see are more personal touches, like what Dumblonde or Pat Riley do. In fact, I would like to see it taken further. I would love to read reviews of individual titles by feminists unfriendly to porn. Reading their outrage, shock, and revulsion about what they see would really turn me on and enhance the porn viewing experience. Imagine a weekly porn review column by Andrea Dworkin or Camille Paglia. Now THAT I'd love to read!