The only game show contestant who I hate more than Ken Jennings is that snotty IRS auditor who won the jackpot on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" He was on the last queston (which was a total softball), and he uses his "call-a-friend" lifeline to call his Dad. All the fucker said was, "Hi Dad, I just wanted to let you know I'm about to win a million Dollars."

On the other hand, the best contestant was Olga on "The Newlywed Game." You knew her hubby wanted to go and join the mujahadein right then and there.