Can you imagine being on a jury and being asked to convict a kid for possession of sugar??? I just might burst out laughing at the prosecutor over it. If the judge lets it get that far. If the prosecutor doesn't just laugh the police out of his office.

As for the lady in the theater - I suspect there's a lot more to the story than the lady told her hometown paper...
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock