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I love how it's in Kane County.


That's where Wayne's World took place.

This is not funny shit. Last night at the grocery store I was forced to listen to the fat mommy ahead of me in line regale the checkout lady with her "my daughter had six root canals today" story. Six fucking root canals...this kid was no more than 9 years old. What the hell does she feed that kid? Pixie Sticks for breakfast and Hershey Bars for lunch? This was all very easy to spot because she had to cash her 1,500 WIC checks.

Why am I guessing that I may have paid for a portion of that endodontia?