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#147150 - 02/17/06 07:37 PM Do you drink alcohol?
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	To like forget about your problems? _________________________ Quah.
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#147151 - 02/17/06 09:28 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: To like forget about your problems? I don't drink to forget my problems, I drink to make them feel insignificant. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#147152 - 02/17/06 10:22 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	I drink so that I can get exercise. Without the booze why would i ever rationally leave a club and walk 4 miles to my car? I also drink so that I have a built in excuse when i pull a Ryan Knox while a chick is spread eagle waiting for the dick to dock. By the way, fucking while totally drunk is great, its almost like that old school nintendo game Top Gun when you have to land. "speed up speed up, left left left, down down slow down slow down, speed up," and then when it looks like you're all set, you fuckin crash! Seagrams 7 is my friend _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#147153 - 02/18/06 12:06 AM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
Vukmir Vukmir Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/21/03 Posts: 675 Loc: Belgrade	I drink to drin and then get drunk to continue drinking so as to make a fool ass of myself and continue to drink.
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#147154 - 02/18/06 12:15 AM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: To like forget about your problems? I look at it like I am test driving my Liver, which is on my Organ Donor Card, which i am leaving to Smelly Monkey to decide who gets a new liver when the issue comes up...Time for a "Monkey cage Non-sequitur Da Burglar is back posting about Booze" poll: Who should Smelly monkey choose as a recipient for Da Burglar's Liver; _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#147155 - 02/18/06 01:16 AM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
pris Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/03/05 Posts: 344	no But i should drink it when i look at myself in the mirror Damn your ugly
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#147156 - 02/18/06 08:08 AM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
Jack Mehoff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/22/05 Posts: 495 Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...	I only drink to try and convince girls I haven't spiked their drinks. Once they've taken the Mickey Finn I stop so I'm sober enough to get them out of the club and get them home without anyone noticing. Usually when I get them home I have a few drinks to wind down and relax while I prepare. I've got hours to sober up and clean up the ensuing mess anyway. It pays to have a clear head when destroying evidence etc. _________________________ Can someone reactivate me please. I vote my deactivation as the lamest ever. You know its right. Do it, do it do it.
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#147157 - 02/18/06 10:26 AM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
Pericles Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 300	I chain smoke.
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#147158 - 02/18/06 07:18 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
TeriJoSnortsCoke AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/03/05 Posts: 429	I dont drink to forget, I drink to suffer twice as much. _________________________ I'll cut off your ears, nose, lips, and I'll stab your fucking face, so for the rest of your life, you'll remember your mistakes
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#147159 - 02/21/06 09:12 AM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	I drink to live.Life doesnt really begin until your drunk. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#147160 - 02/21/06 07:47 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	I drink to write better software code as do all the other programers out there. And you guys wonder how Microsoft is unable to produce anything but junk. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#147161 - 02/21/06 07:51 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	dude, make the bsod go away! i don't like to see any permutation, real of fake that looks like it! my fault or not, it's just instant shitty-feeling. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#147162 - 02/21/06 07:53 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	You should have made that bluescreen a little larger. If you had, I'd be re-booting right now.
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#147163 - 02/21/06 08:37 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: dude, make the bsod go away! i don't like to see any permutation, real of fake that looks like it! my fault or not, it's just instant shitty-feeling. I never truly appreciated unhandled expceptions until I went to school. Once we got into upper division comp sci classes we started crashing the school servers. Around that same time they decided we would get our own servers to play on. I don't get the shitty feeling... its more Shit!!! Fuck!!! God Dammit this piece of shit!!!!(kicks computer forceing reboot the hard way) _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#147164 - 02/21/06 08:52 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	I drink to write better software code as do all the other programmers out there... thank you everyone in the world for tolerating my self-praising banter of "im gods gift to software programming" in such a oh-so! creative way. MORON! Quote: I drink to write better software code as do all the other programers out there. And you guys wonder how Microsoft is unable to produce anything but junk.
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#147165 - 02/21/06 08:56 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Oh shit Padover's on the sauce again .
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#147166 - 02/21/06 09:06 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Ok, I'm going to break this into parts to have a better shot at understanding what the fuck you are trying to say. English isn't your first language is it? Quote: I drink to write better software code as do all the other programmers out there... Thats actually true. See if you were smart enough to apply your degree and get a real job(and getting pissed on is a stretch for a bio-chem degree) you would understand how alchohol fits in to difficult problem solving. This is the point where I start to lose you. Quote: thank you everyone in the world for tolerating my self-praising banter of "im gods gift to software programming" in such a oh-so! creative way. MORON! What exactly are you trying to say? My self praise is "oh-so! creative" or my gift to software programming is creative? For the record I never trumpeted my abilities as a programmer. I'm smart enough to know there are people out there that are way smarter than me. Fortunately none of them are named Gen Padova. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#147167 - 02/21/06 09:15 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	It applies to both you idiot. Otherwise I would have been more specific. Are you a fuckin' English teacher now? Also, let's not jump to conclusions with stupid assumptions. Just because I don't brag like you apparently do doesn't mean the possibilities of me having the capability to do porn and work part time isn't possible. It's none of your god damn business what I apply myself to in life other than fucking on film especially hangin' out at PORNO BOARD. Now if you want to know other details then e-mail me or PM me for fuckin'sakes before you jump the gun.
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#147168 - 02/21/06 09:21 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	gen, i took a look at a few cs/logic classes, like the latter, decided long ago to be at the mercy of the latter. they do good shit. shit that makes the world go'round. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#147169 - 02/21/06 09:43 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: It applies to both you idiot. Otherwise I would have been more specific. Are you a fuckin' English teacher now? No, just run-on sentences are difficult to understand. I'm an idiot now? Why don't you call me a "Id-10-t form" like we used to as kids? Is idiot above or below moron(I'd like to know if I'm moving up or not)? Quote: It's none of your god damn business what I apply myself to in life other than fucking on film especially hangin' out at PORNO BOARD. Now if you want to know other details then e-mail me or PM me for fuckin'sakes before you jump the gun. No, I'd much rather jump the gun. Flaming you is much more fun than watching you fuck on film. So is punting small animals. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#147170 - 02/21/06 09:50 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Quote: Just because I don't brag... Says the mutant who can barely make a post without touting how bad-ass she is for "speaking her mind", "keeping it real" or whatever cliched axiom your hamster-on-a-wheel brain manages to come up with. Hideous, boring and dumb! She's the total package, folks! _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#147171 - 02/21/06 10:17 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	monkey-see monkey-do. And nobody programs while drunk. You'd get fired for that after a while because of the defect rate. After, sure, but never during. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#147172 - 02/21/06 11:03 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	c62... buddy... where you been? I don't know what you're all fussed about me doing scenes 'n shit because I stopped booking myself five months ago. Only difference is I haven't wasted my time making a huge 'ol announcement like most seem to do. Lucky you, right? You can breathe now.
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#147173 - 02/22/06 06:41 PM Re: Do you drink alcohol?
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: And nobody programs while drunk. I never said I was drunk. Having a one or two here and there(usually around 3pm, not every day either) does not constitute drunk. Unless your a lightweight. Startups are run a little differently than old school companies. I've worked for both. At the startup my managers had little fridges in their offices that usually had 6pack, whereas the old school companies are a little stricter about that thing. Quote: c62... buddy... where you been? Its this wonderful concept called "Going To Bed", and then followed up the next morning with another(not quite as wonderful) concept called "Going To Work". My life does not revolve around a former D-grade "porn star" struggling with marginality. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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