Ok, I'm going to break this into parts to have a better shot at understanding what the fuck you are trying to say. English isn't your first language is it?

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I drink to write better software code as do all the other programmers out there...

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Thats actually true. See if you were smart enough to apply your degree and get a real job(and getting pissed on is a stretch for a bio-chem degree) you would understand how alchohol fits in to difficult problem solving.

This is the point where I start to lose you.

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thank you everyone in the world for tolerating my self-praising banter of "im gods gift to software programming" in such a oh-so! creative way. MORON!

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What exactly are you trying to say? My self praise is "oh-so! creative" or my gift to software programming is creative? For the record I never trumpeted my abilities as a programmer. I'm smart enough to know there are people out there that are way smarter than me. Fortunately none of them are named Gen Padova.