I only drink to try and convince girls I haven't spiked their drinks.

Once they've taken the Mickey Finn I stop so I'm sober enough to get them out of the club and get them home without anyone noticing.


Usually when I get them home I have a few drinks to wind down and relax while I prepare. I've got hours to sober up and clean up the ensuing mess anyway.

It pays to have a clear head when destroying evidence etc.