I drink so that I can get exercise. Without the booze why would i ever rationally leave a club and walk 4 miles to my car? I also drink so that I have a built in excuse when i pull a Ryan Knox while a chick is spread eagle waiting for the dick to dock.

By the way, fucking while totally drunk is great, its almost like that old school nintendo game Top Gun when you have to land. "speed up speed up, left left left, down down slow down slow down, speed up," and then when it looks like you're all set, you fuckin crash! Seagrams 7 is my friend