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#147145 - 02/19/06 05:23 AM
Re: Stop linking to imageshack!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Nice. Let's hope you relent and start the slow slide into filthy arse porn at a record speed.
The slow slide at record speed, huh? Yeah I'll work on that.
I really hope this is all part of some subtle publicity blitz / stunt. Like that internet virgin couple that time.
In 6 months time we'll find out you've been doing Euro stuff they can't even show in seedy porno theatres in Russia since you were 14.
Perhaps you could start a new genre of porn. Insult the viewer. I think that could work, and you'd get a lot of fan boys.
"[To camera] What the fuck are you looking at you little bitch? Can't get a girlfriend so you've got to jerk off huh? You wish you could fuck my arse, but you're not good enough. You're fucking pathetic you weak ugly fuck."
Wow, I just had a flashback to my childhood in the trailer park.
So maybe save it all up for the film.
Sorry, but I really am just a normal girl, although I do sell my used panties online on occasion. You're insult porn reminded me of one of my favorite customers. I will share some of his emails with you because I am such a nice girl:
Hi Girl, Just a quick note to ask about how you feel about a 43 year old pervert that loves to sniff panties and more than that loves smelling stinky, raunchy ass smelling panties? I have been buying panties and socks and bras and shoes and about anything else a gal could wear. I have even bought cream filled condoms from pretty gals that like fucking their boyfriends and selling the sperm. I love eating my own jizz and I don't waste money on tissues when I squirt if you know what I mean. I do squirt quite often too so I think I always have some jizz in my belly. On top of all this I have probably the tiniest cock you have ever seen. It is only 3 inches long totally erect. I love it though and I really love to be teased about how small it is and what I like to do with my jizz when I squirt. I would love to sniff your asshole and get off on your panties or anything else you would sell me. I don't want to buy though if you can't get a laugh out of my tiny dick and how I love to swallow sperm. have at least a friend that has a video recorder and they will let you borrow it I would love for you to just set it on the dresser and make fun of me in front of it. I pay very well for videos like this. You are a very hot gal and I don't get any pussy due to my tiny little penis so this is my only way of getting off so be very descriptive in your e-mails if you would I will be beating off when I just read your e-mail replies!!!
If you want me to I can send a few pics of my tiny little pecker too. I will be shaving it in a few days because spring is coming and I like to let some sun shine on it. Maybe someday it will grow a 1/4 of an inch or so. Doubt it though. Beside that I've let my pubic hair grow since about November and it's hard to find my little thing when my hair is longer than my pathetic pecker. I love it though. I love using my pre-cum for lip gloss. It works great and it tastes AWESOME!!! HeHeHe!!! Well gotta go for now. think about my little thing so it will bring a good laugh and smile to your pretty face. Thanks, Peewee
KILL IT TIERNEY
KILL IT WITH FIRE
that's one fucked up post. even if it wasn't for the jet lag I wouldn't be sleeping tonight
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