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Nice. Let's hope you relent and start the slow slide into filthy arse porn at a record speed.






The slow slide at record speed, huh? Yeah I'll work on that.




I really hope this is all part of some subtle publicity blitz / stunt. Like that internet virgin couple that time.

In 6 months time we'll find out you've been doing Euro stuff they can't even show in seedy porno theatres in Russia since you were 14.


Perhaps you could start a new genre of porn. Insult the viewer. I think that could work, and you'd get a lot of fan boys.

"[To camera] What the fuck are you looking at you little bitch? Can't get a girlfriend so you've got to jerk off huh? You wish you could fuck my arse, but you're not good enough. You're fucking pathetic you weak ugly fuck."

Wow, I just had a flashback to my childhood in the trailer park.



So maybe save it all up for the film.
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