Attn Whities!

I know I haven't posted all that much for the last little bit, but this bitch who I knocked up in highschool has been hounding me for money so I have been crashin at a buddies crib for a few days.

But now that I am firmly back in the saddle as the gay cowboys say, I have been stewing about this for a couple weeks.



HOLLY RANDALL AIN'T NOTHING SPECIAL

I really feel bad for Luke Ford. I can imagine how it must feel to work around soulless people who do nothing but get pummeled in their assholes to earn a paycheck. It makes any girl you see who actually has enough self respect and dignity not to sell destroy her body for chump change attractive.

BUT - step back. People in office jobs and factory jobs all across this country work around decent looking chicks. You people need to broaden your horizons a little. Get out and meet some people out of the smut business and maybe you will see the real world has decent chicks too and you don't have to worship the one or two good looking chicks in the smut business who aren't paid whores.

Enough of my rant. Gotta run to Church's Chicken for lunch.

PS - Holly, baby. Next time you hit the gym work on arms.

Maybe it's really NOT about the package after all? Nawwwww...

News Flash: Holly Randall doesn't think Holly Randall is all that either. I can't help what Luke puts up on his site, and I think the one reason we get along is because I really don't try to censor him at all.

And I totally hear you about the arms, it's one of the least favorite parts of my body. Gonna drop down and give you 20 right now.

Holly don't let me contribute if you have any body issues - you are plenty cute and if you were a sista hell maybe I'd drool over you too like Luke and I'm sure tons of other porners do.

Now, I really hope you arent licking any diseased hooker asscrack, are you?

I find Holly very hot but I am white

Well I'm a girl so of course I have body issues-- but not as much as I did back when I was younger. I've come to accept how I look for the most part, and not agonize over it anymore.

And no, that is NOT me licking ass crack at PSK!

Holly, you have an amazing personality, and when one gets a whiff of you, you become intoxicating. At the Nightmoves show in Tampa, it was when you agreed to wear my t-shirt and underwear when we went swimming in the pool that you amazed me. As they said down under 20 years ago, you're a spunky sheila.

http://www.lukeisback.com/images/photos/051011.htm

I'll Hit That.

Slightly off topic, but Holly always looks best when the photographer catches her with an impromptu shot, or a shot where she's not trying to look sexy. I feel the same way about Gia Jordan too.

Anyone wanna make a bet on how long it will take Gen to hijack this thread into some kinda pathetic, "Guys...I'm hot too!"

As for if Holly's really hot? She's got potential and I think it's cool that she doesn't get intimidated working around all those beautiful young girls.

Holly Randall is interesting for several reasons. Among them is the "porn photo family" angle, and the possibility (not fact, mind you) that this conversation could have occurred at some point:

Holly: Mom, have you seen my car keys? I have a chemistry exam this morning.
SR: They're on top of the Felecia pink dildo proof sheets.
HR: Thanks. What time will you be home tonight?
SR: Probably late. We're shooting a Lene Hefner anal scene, and you know how that can go.
HR: OK. I'll pick up that Ektar 25 on the way home, too.
SR: Thanks...good luck on the test.

Damn, Cooch knows his early 90's porn!

That bitch was fiiiinnnneee. Someone should try to get her back into a milf series, I'd buy that for a dollar.

Willie, am I wrong with my assessment that she was one of, if not the most beautiful woman to ever do porn?

On a side note, I understand that people have weird fetishes and shit, like Snakes in Vaginas, or even guys sticking their heads inside of vaginas, but I still dont understand how the Kamis, Lisa Sparxxx, or Gen Padovas ever get work. If a woman like Lene Hefner can be turned to the dark side, and be filmed fucking on camera, I'm sure there are plenty of attractive women that would do the dirty things that JM productions puts out. I'm now campaigning in 2006 to get the ugly bitches out of porn. Time for you bitches to go back to food stamps and government cheese.

I was gonna stick Asia Carrera's name in there, but then I got to thinking about Vivid signing that faggot McKai, Lene dated Steve Hirsch. And the name was perfect. She was a fucking animal, and she used Hugh's name back when those snotty Playboy shits were insisting that they we "pro-woman and anti-porn," back when Teri Weigel was the only one who'd ever "crossed over." Now any airbrushed how who gets into Playboy immediately tries for porn, hooking, whatever as long as the don't have to lick Hugh's pouch.

Any guess on who the pussy was that Holly wanted to lick so bad in her one night of lesbianism?

I think it was Aria

Is El Glorioso the Latino Loopnode now?

Not being fully white, I'm not sure if I'm really entitled to respond to this post. However, I think Holly's a real sweetheart. And any girl with half her brains and humor is bound to stand out in a town full of jaded smut-sluts.
Holly, with all due respect, I would feel honored to plaster your face with man-goo! xoxo