Attn Whities!

I know I haven't posted all that much for the last little bit, but this bitch who I knocked up in highschool has been hounding me for money so I have been crashin at a buddies crib for a few days.

But now that I am firmly back in the saddle as the gay cowboys say, I have been stewing about this for a couple weeks.



HOLLY RANDALL AIN'T NOTHING SPECIAL

I really feel bad for Luke Ford. I can imagine how it must feel to work around soulless people who do nothing but get pummeled in their assholes to earn a paycheck. It makes any girl you see who actually has enough self respect and dignity not to sell destroy her body for chump change attractive.

BUT - step back. People in office jobs and factory jobs all across this country work around decent looking chicks. You people need to broaden your horizons a little. Get out and meet some people out of the smut business and maybe you will see the real world has decent chicks too and you don't have to worship the one or two good looking chicks in the smut business who aren't paid whores.

Enough of my rant. Gotta run to Church's Chicken for lunch.

PS - Holly, baby. Next time you hit the gym work on arms.