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Fayner Posts: Lately I’ve been engulfed in emails demanding my ever-so valued opinion regarding the recent Devinn Lane flick from Shane’s World in which “straight” porno dudes get dildo-fucked in the pooper by chicks. I don’t know why my thoughts should matter here, not sure what I can say that will make a difference one way or another but I feel I owe it to those who seek my eloquent perspective to at least comment on this.

A lot has been said regarding Kurt Lockwood’s involvement in this movie. A lot. And not necessarily because people feel the act of getting butt-blasted by a chick means he is gay; mostly for the fact that Kurt has for years been steadfast in his assertion that he is not gay, was never gay and will not be gay a week after Stalin’s birthday.

(Frankly, I don’t much care if Kurt is gay or not. We’ve had our beef regarding this years ago and that is that. I ain’t about to rehash old shit for the sake of calling him a flamer for what transpired that day.)

My personal opinion is that a man who takes anything up his shitter has issues with his sexuality, whether it be from a big burly trucker named Carl, two hot chicks wielding slicked-up strap-on toys or Jason Seacrest. Flat-out gay I can’t say, but history states that any man who covets tushy-love ain’t 100% straight no matter what. (Who am I to challenge history?) And having issues with your sexuality don’t mean nothing other than having issues with your sexuality. In this country we respect the choices of others, whether popular or not.

(It has been rumored for years that the ultimate Man’s Man Hugh Hefner of Playboy fame enjoys jerking off to gay porno while his bunnies fool around with each other nearby. Is he gay, or just bored from the hundreds – probably thousands – of chicks he’s bedded over the years and looking for a new kick? Hard to say…

All I know is the one time a chick has inserted a finger into my crapper – back in college, a mohawked punker chick with a pet rat on her shoulder while she blew me - I felt a little tingle of gayness deep down in my gut. I also felt a sense of adventure, the new car smell if you will, ‘cause it was a variation on my normal antics. I can imagine being someone like Mark Davis and crave something more than what I’ve done thousands of times before (not to say he’s ever done anything like this). Not to say I’d cross the line Lockwood and the others did, but I can see hetero sex becoming a tad bland after boning so many chicks over the years. Lucky for me and my virgin ass I’ve yet to cross that line.

Enough with Lockwood. What I’m asking is what about Ryan Knox?

Knox, who also got his rusty sheriff’s badge poked in Devinn’s movie, is hereby assumed by many to be flat-out queer, including us here at Lukeford.com. He’s still too new and young to be bored by vanilla sex with women, therefore tagging him a card-carrying homosexual. And we say this not because he found himself trying to fuck Fayner’s sister after being forewarned to stay away from her with threats of ruining what he has of a career. We pass this judgment not because he continued to be in contact with Fayner’s sister via email while pestering her to try and convince Fayner to hire him on a shoot.

We say this because Knox let a chick penetrate his asshole with a large dildo on film for shitty pay.

And that’s all I got to say about that.




Fayner add libs:

Fayner Posts: Lately I’ve been in Detox engulfing my ever-so valued opinion regarding the recent Devinn Lane flick from Shane’s World in which “straight” porno dudes get dildo-fucked in the pooper by chicks. I don’t know why my drug habbits should matter here, not sure what I can say that will make a difference one way or another but I feel I owe it to those who seek my coked out perspective to at least comment on this.

A lot has been said regarding Fayner’s excitement on this movie. A lot. And not necessarily because people feel that he's a butt-blasted cokehead; mostly for the fact that Fayner's sister has for a year been steadfast on Ryan Knox's nutsack, was never hot and will not be good looking a week after Stalin’s birthday.

(Frankly, I don’t much care if I'm gay or not. I’ve had my beef served to me at the chin and that's that. I ain’t about to rehash old shit for the sake of being a flamer or tranny lover that day.)

My personal opinion is that a man who takes anything up his shitter has issues with his sexuality, whether it be from a big burly trucker named Carl, my sister wielding slicked-up strap-on toys or Taylor Rain. I'm Flat-out gay I can say, but history states that any man who covets tushy-love ain’t 100% straight no matter what. (Who am I to challenge history?) And having issues with my own sexuality don’t mean nothing other than having issues with my own sexuality. In this country I respect the choices of cocaine dealers, whether straight or not.

(It has been rumored for years that the ultimate Man’s Man Hugh Hefner of Playboy fame enjoys jerking off onto my face while his bunnies fool around with each other nearby. Am I gay, or just bored from the hundreds – probably thousands – of cocks I've bedded over the years and looking for a new dick? Hard to say!

All I know is the one time a chick has inserted a finger into my crapper – back in college, was the only time I've ever been with a girl- I felt a little tingle of gayness deep down in my gut. I also felt a sense of adventure, the new car smell if you will, ‘cause it was a variation of my normal antics. I can't imagine being someone like Mark Davis and crave cock more than what I’ve done a thousand times before (not to say I've never done anything like this). Not to say I’d cross the line Lockwood and the others did, but I can see hetero sex becoming a tad bland after blowing so many dicks over the years. Lucky for me and my broken in ass that the cocaine makes it gape super easy.

Enough with Lockwood. What I’m asking is what about Ryan Knox?

Knox, who had my sister Lara clinging to his cock, is hereby assumed by many to be flat-out the man, including us here at Lukeford.com. He’s new and young and bored by vanilla sex with women, therefore tagging himself Fayner's sister every now and then. And we say this not because we found Fayner’s sister all over his nutsack after being forewarned to stay away from him with threats of attacking her with a crack pipe. We pass this judgment not because he continued to have sexual contact with Fayner’s sister via Mcdonalds while pestering her to convince Fayner to score him some coke.

We say this because Knox let Fayner's sister lick his asshole with a dried out coke tongue.

And that’s all I got to say about that.

Alright Ryan. Aside from all the back and forth pummeling that you give and recieve on here. Answer this question honestly, just from a business perspective..

Has this movie helped or hurt your career?

Neither-

Ryan likes being poked, he's like a human pin cushion.

Knox proves yet again that he's one dumb asshole.

It really takes a special kind of loser to stand out in an industry full of losers, but you, my filthy little micro-penised friend, manage to do it consistently. Kudos.

Good luck paying rent again this month without borrowing money from your grandparents or begging Jeff Mike to give you lowly bukkake work.

why would someone want to "post this first" when it says you are a pillow pirate?

Ryan, you're right...Fayner's opinion does not matter. His addiction to drugs surpasses your addiction to XPT.

But I have to add, Denver Don is a supreme pussy. That guy is drunk with his own ADT Wonder Twin Powers...all he does is lock topics and complain about how beneath him other people are. Damn mod-nazi!

A Ryan Knox Toon!

I get the feeling Denver Don locked it because the topic of the post itself hit way to close to home. Not as hard or as close to home as Hardware hits him, but close enough anyway.

Willie D, not to threadjack this unbelievably moving thread, but who was Brecht, and why is that funny? Inquiring minds want to know.

I think Ryan is very proud of this movie as well he should be.From what ive heard its the only time he has achieved a hard-on on set without sticking a pencil up his pee hole.Well done Ryan.

thank you very much!