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Am I the only person who felt relieved when their Gia fanmail didn't rank as her "most disturbing"?

*looks around nervously, starts sweating*




And I thought my fat, old, poor, lives with parents, balding, but looking to marry a porn starlet and spend her money, marriage proposals would win me hearts and minds.

Gia, Gen, I could love only you for a Porsche and a 54' flat screen HDTV.
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