Am I the only person who felt relieved when their Gia fanmail didn't rank as her "most disturbing"?

*looks around nervously, starts sweating*

Gia,

I must apologize . That e-mail was supposed to go to my old college girlfriend that fucked me over ..oops ...j/k

what a freak

Ok, well since we're on the topic.. I was planning to send you this email Gia, but let me know if you think it's disturbing before I do:

Dear Gia,
I really loved your work in 'Booty Duty 11' and 'Down the Hatch 13'! But the Dark Lord wants me to cleanse the earth with your blood and restore Him to the Throne of Pain.
Would you be cool with me hacking off your feet with a bone saw and fornicating with your eye sockets? Just let me know, 'cuz I really think we could have a good time hanging out. You're the best Gia!
Love Will xoxo

What do you think, honestly? Was signing it "Love Will" too creepy?

That's right,
nobody move or Sammura gets it!

Hey, Ryan. How's it going?

Post the full headers from the email.

That guy should be punished himself. What a lame fucking e-mail to send anybody, let alone Gia.

I dunno, I thought dude was actually kinda touching...I mean, its just so romantic!

The mere thought of just how many creeps out there have lost all control over fantasy vs. reality scares the shit outta me. I'm just glad that there aren't really hordes of either men or women clamoring for my hot bod!!!