Am i the only normal guy that emails you and gia ?

Heres mine to gen:

I am about to receive 1000000 bucks from some lady on the net

Queen Kara said her cousin king malice would give the money after i fork over 5k

I suspect, i will be filthy rich soon

So i seek out a young lady that i really admire

charmaine star has been ignoring me for weeks

hope has been fading

Im ready to quite--cumalloverme spams the boards NONONO, HOW HOW and instantly i know these are bishops hidden messages--

I know to keep trying

I receive a pm

It Must be charmane

Its Tony malice He has requested that I "REMOVE THE NUDE PICS OF CHARMANE"

OOh no i scream Ill never ever do it bishop said its okie dokie

A savior comes down from Chico Travesios site (as i play it over and over again)

PAINKILLLER PAINKILLLER PAINKILLLER PAINKILLLER

I press on

I receive another pm

Its ryan knox he wants me to blank his booty while he barks like a dog

Gia laughs and laughs and laughs---

I press on with the will of smartt *shamen ned a mansky* he commmands me over and over

This must mean i need a new savior LOL

So i click on chicos site again but i hit the wrong button it plays "DOMINATION"

Fucken A!!!!

The drums race through my heart

I feel well tuned as the blood pumps through my heart

Faster and faster

I know that time is running out

Cumalloverme pms me: It says hey pris, how are you?

I instantly know i must seek my fair maiden since bishop has humanized cumalloverme

So i drink my protein shake and take my creatine just like chico said too do!!

I now Feel it--Iam GODS SAVIOR

I shriek out with glee

Im render helpless. My hands hit my computers start button and my hands jerk the mouse--to my bookmarks-- xxx forums

My browser is slow today since ryan is spamming my email with his dirty pics

I twiddle my cleetus while i patiently wait

Finally im on the xxx forums but all is see is ashley blue watching knox lie on his back with 2 dogs while he barks
Woof woof woof-- yes i have been a bad boy!!! give it too me big boy!!! woof woof

I race into the forums only to bump into:lance, biff, haveclit

I push em aside---

Everyone is attacking this lady on the ashley forum

I Flow with the go just like Diego sanchez says--

Bishops savior has been dispatch to rescue the young lady in distress

And i have found the sweetest young lady--she is finer than giada. Finer than charmane. etc

She is smart, articulate, sensitive and cool

I have never met her or seen any of her work

I send her a email:

It says come back to the boards my sweet maiden

I give her this