I get a lot of fanmail. Loads, in fact. Usually, it's pretty innocent stuff like, "I just saw you in Big Wet Asses 7 by Elegant Angel and OMG you were sooo hot" or something like, "Gia, when's the next flick coming out?" But this letter was so um...uniquely disturbing that I just had to share it with you guys. Usually, I'm all about the confidentiality of my fans and would never post their email addy, but since this person seems so serious and menacing, I figured 'why not let the boys here have at him..' What a serious freak. As much as I'm tempted to write him back (just for the comedy value, not to really meet him) and as much as Smartt would love to see me dead in a ravine somewhere, I don't doubt the danger of this guy for a second.