Thanks, peaches, but this isn't about me. I'm curious, like John Bender in The Breakfast Club. How does one become a porn parasite? I can't possibly imagine anyone doing what you're doing out of love or because you have a talent at getting pointless people to say pointless things. You obviously spend a significant amount of your life chasing around people who don't merit much outside of the police blotter, and even trash your fellow parasites on this board here.

So I'm curious: what is the story? Why would you voluntarily do something as pointless as what you do? I work in a horrible career but billing people through the fucking noses makes up for it. What do you possibly get out of (a.) posting on a board where people can't stand you, (b.) defending people who can't even remember you exist, and (c.) scraping by in an industry in which everyone seems to be getting wealthy except for you? Luke is in pursuit of Truth, that's his thing, but it's certainly not yours.