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ugly girls don't really need love. if you love them, they'll make babies and perpetuate the eggplant-green vw bugs of the human race. very attractive people rarely have ugly children and should be forced into a system of breeding much like prized cattle under the flag of the parks service, who aim to beautify urban areas.




Hmmm, interesting theory. I believe a certain Dirty Sanchez wearing Austrian may have beaten you to it by about 60 years.

Ugly girls need love, if they don't get it they spoil it for their good looking friends by crying in the bathroom, insisting on going home early, attempting suicide etc. Someone always has to take the hit and be the wingman. Plus there is a theory if you fuck the absolute shit out of the ugly one, she tells all her good looking friends how good you were, and in you go.


Its the same in porn. Someone like say Jenna Jamison is apparently so good looking she only has to do one flick a year for $100 000 a throw, missionary style with tasteful lighting, decor and a big name mainstream hollywood director and can pretty much phone it in, but without naming names some of her less good-looking porn star sisterhood have to be crapped on, pissed in, double-analed, choked out, vomitted on etc etc etc for hours on end all for the price of a newspaper and an amusing bobble-head toy.
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Can someone reactivate me please. I vote my deactivation as the lamest ever. You know its right. Do it, do it do it.