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Even ugly girls have got to have some love. Who are ugly guys going to fuck?




Pretty girls, if they have money, drive a cool car, or have an upper-eschelon job in the entertainment industry.

I'm not sure how alleged "comedian" Pauly Shore fits into this, but I'll assume he sold his soul to the devil back when it was worth something in the late eighties or whenever. Pauly has gotten some USDA grade-A poon-tang.