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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS FUCKIN DAKOTA.... GOD SENT ME TO PISS THE WORLD OFF YOU FUCKIN FUCK, AND THOSE PICTURES ARE RIGHT AFTER I GOT MY BOOBS DONE GENIUS..THE FIRST TIME, WOULD U LIKE TO TAKE ME TO THE JENNY JONES SHOW SO I CAN KICK IT WITH RUDE JUDE???????? ITS GREAT TO KNOW THAT IMNTHE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD. RECOGNIZE ME KNOW BC YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR ME LATER, I DIDNT Fll off of A FUCKIN TROLLY TRUCK, AND FAT???? DID U MEAN FLAAB-ULOUS???? BIGGER IS BETTER AND DID U KNOW THAT YOUR MOM WANTED TO HIRE A BABYSITTER FOR YOU, BUT THE MOB WANTED TOO MUCH? YA IM A FUCKIN CHARACTER ..AND I JUST TURNED 21... AND I DONT DRINK! EVER! KEEP TALKIN SHIT YOUR MAKING ME FAMOUS!


I see one of two possibilities here:

1. She really isn't this stupid. She just wants to write in all caps ranting style with horrible grammar and hilariously mixed metaphors so...in the future, when she realizes how far her moral compass has gone astray, she can claim she didn't know what all those model releases were before two guys stuck their dicks in her shithole. Kind of like the NFL player (names escapes me) who's defense against running a drug ring was that he was too stupid to do it.

2. She really is that stupid, in which case this makes her your average cracked-out porn whore who's IQ matches her bra size. Hint: Jenna/Dakota...yours is still painfully low.

Isn't Jenny Jones off the air yet?