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#146477 - 02/23/06 06:41 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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Quote:

Hey Monstar!!
Thanks, It is good to know that someone else has love for puppies

See guys? Its the new THING! Just nod your head yes and agree cause it will be continued to be done . I LOVE my Honey LUv




Puppies are the new black
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#146478 - 02/23/06 06:52 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Posts: 4450
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Quote:

Quote:

Hey Monstar!!
Thanks, It is good to know that someone else has love for puppies

See guys? Its the new THING! Just nod your head yes and agree cause it will be continued to be done . I LOVE my Honey LUv




Puppies are the new black




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#146479 - 02/23/06 07:59 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Registered: 07/05/04
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Hey Monstar!!
Thanks, It is good to know that someone else has love for puppies

See guys? Its the new THING! Just nod your head yes and agree cause it will be continued to be done . I LOVE my Honey LUv




Puppies are the new black








Hey monstar, you seem to be in pretty good with these porn stars(figuratively and literaly). Why is it everyone of them has to flip the bird when they have their pic taken? Its really not rebellious or original when everyone is doing it.
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#146480 - 02/23/06 08:07 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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I don't think the phenomena is limited to porn chix...people usually throw up the devil horns, the bird or just point, I’ve noticed.

me, personally i just stand there and try to look as menacing as a man can wearing make-up....usually i'll play Motorhead's version of Enter Sandman in my head.

Mixed results.
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#146481 - 02/24/06 07:35 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Not that you needed any more reasons to hate dakota cameron but heres 2 more.

Not only is she soiling our eyes with her own presence by fucking on film but she decides to bring in these two things she refers to as cousins who look like they should be trolling under a bridge somewhere.



P.S the mutant in the back right has me in stitches, imagine being in that family of horror heads and still being referred to as the ugly one. Solution
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#146482 - 02/24/06 07:43 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Registered: 01/26/06
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Those Cousin Its look like they're pushing 40. Meth is bad, kids.
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#146483 - 02/24/06 07:51 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Those Cousin Its look like they're pushing 40. Meth is bad, kids.





They look like padovas.
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#146484 - 02/24/06 09:25 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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What the fuck is up with those ugly sunglasses.Bitch looks like she went thru a teleporting machine and got some fly DNA mixed in with her own.



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#146485 - 02/24/06 09:27 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
jamesn Offline
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cool on bono in 1996, not cool on white chicks that fuck on film in 2006.
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#146486 - 02/24/06 09:29 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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#146487 - 02/24/06 04:41 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Registered: 04/16/04
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That whore is just hiding her crows feet, wrinkles and every other blemish due to middle age with those glasses.
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#146488 - 02/24/06 06:05 PM Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 02/19/06
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The "infamous" Star tattoos. ABSOLUTELY NO meaning what so ever. I was 16 and went into a tatt shop and picked em off the wall, kinda silly, I know. javascript:void(0)
xoxo JP

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#146489 - 02/24/06 06:13 PM Re: Jenna Presley
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#146490 - 02/24/06 06:49 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Ryan Knox's pecker will try and create its own MySpace




Myspace.com/ryanknox

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#146491 - 02/24/06 06:58 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Myspace.com/ryanknox




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#146492 - 02/24/06 07:11 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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you guys fucking crack me up......i almost fell out of my chair
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#146493 - 02/24/06 07:33 PM Re: Jenna Presley
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The "infamous" Star tattoos. ABSOLUTELY NO meaning what so ever. I was 16 and went into a tatt shop and picked em off the wall, kinda silly, I know. javascript:void(0)
xoxo JP




Was this in Mexico before/after stripping, or done state-side? I can't imagine getting tattooed in Mexico! Do they sterilize needles by having donkeys fart on it?

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#146494 - 02/24/06 09:39 PM Re: Jenna Presley
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haha The star tattoos were acctually done in santa barbara on a trip to visit my aunt.
xoxo Jenna P

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#146495 - 02/25/06 02:33 AM Re: Jenna Presley
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1. Is the "squirt" real or Cytherea-fake?

2. What are the stars for, if anything?

3. Spill some dirt on any other "Jenna" in porn.

4. Tyla Wynn...partially coked out, or totally coked out?





Hey You Willie D
1) Hmm Well squirt CAN be real but it could also be piss. I have Never worked with Cytheria, so who am I to judge wheter hers is real or not?

2) My stars mean nothing. I went to visit my aunt in Santa Barbara and found a shop that tattooed minor. I did not know what I wanted, I saw this star on the wall w/ flames and said "I want that star on each him without the flames." NOW, I have a question for you, I want to add something to them and make them less boring, any ideas? More stars? hmmm...

3) Spill dirt on any other Jenna? Ill give you dirt on me haha I am writing this at 2:25am Because I went to Monstars B-day party and bought a water, set it down like an idiot finished my water and felt drunk. Someone slipped something in my drink. Ugh Whatever it was made me feel horny and made me see very blurry

4) Tyla Wynn- Shes a nice girl. She seems VERY genuine. I've met her a few time and have never seen her do coke. That's all I can say

xoxo Jenna Presley

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#146496 - 02/25/06 03:00 AM Re: Jenna Presley
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Quote:

Ugh Whatever it was made me feel horny and made me see very blurry





th3en why did you leave??!?!??! monstar would have taken acre opf you...i coulsd have beenlivckingyour assriughtnow.

p,s. i love you baby.
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#146497 - 02/25/06 03:03 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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DAKOTA CAMERON TURNED 21 IN JANUARY... YUP SHE REALLY IS 21 EVERYONE.

xoxo JP

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#146498 - 02/25/06 03:09 AM Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 02/19/06
Posts: 76
Quote:

Quote:

Ugh Whatever it was made me feel horny and made me see very blurry





th3en why did you leave??!?!??! monstar would have taken acre opf you...i coulsd have beenlivckingyour assriughtnow.

p,s. i love you baby.






Yes I know hun, But I HATE feeling drunk and Im still feeling it. I cant believe someone did that to me, I could barely walk.
mwah
xoxo Jenna Presley

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#146499 - 02/25/06 04:54 AM Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Quote:

The "infamous" Star tattoos. ABSOLUTELY NO meaning what so ever. I was 16 and went into a tatt shop and picked em off the wall, kinda silly, I know. javascript:void(0)
xoxo JP




Was this in Mexico before/after stripping, or done state-side? I can't imagine getting tattooed in Mexico! Do they sterilize needles by having donkeys fart on it?




Funnily enough, I went on an ocean cruise that stopped in Mexico a couple of times, and one of my party went ashore one day and got a tattoo, a hooker, and some Mexican dirtweed while he was there...I was fucking stunned !

No way would I be messing with tattoos in a country where they advise you not to drink the water, if you know what I mean...it's just asking for trouble, or Hepatitis at the very least.

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#146500 - 02/25/06 09:45 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Jennas cute. Why does tony dislike her?


Quote:

DAKOTA CAMERON TURNED 21 IN JANUARY... YUP SHE REALLY IS 21 EVERYONE.





If thats the case then im guessing we can expect this by her 25th birthday.



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#146501 - 02/25/06 10:00 AM Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

haha The star tattoos were acctually done in santa barbara on a trip to visit my aunt.
xoxo Jenna P




i tend to end up somehow tattooing myself when on visits to older family members too, it's funny how that happens.

this chick's easy on the eyes, it's a breath of fresh air from lisa sparxxx and her eyes that move on independent axes from one another akin to a jackson's chameleon posting here.
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#146502 - 02/25/06 07:30 PM Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 02/19/06
Posts: 76
You are very right. I agree 100%

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#146503 - 02/25/06 07:35 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Registered: 02/19/06
Posts: 76
Quote:

Jennas cute. Why does tony dislike her?


Awww. Thank you. Who is Tony? Tell Tony it's ALL good, you really can't like everyone, I simply respect honesty, so if he is stating does not like me that is MUCH better then pretending to like me and talking shit else where.
Mwah sexies!!
xoxo Jenna Presley


Edited by Jenna Presley (02/25/06 07:39 PM)

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#146504 - 02/25/06 08:05 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you're considerably more pretty than the average porn-sow. outstanding work..
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#146505 - 02/25/06 11:01 PM Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 10/22/05
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Quote:

Im still feeling it. I cant believe someone did that to me, I could barely walk.
mwah
xoxo Jenna Presley





That's exactly how you would have felt if you had hung around for a Monstar-ing.
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#146506 - 02/25/06 11:08 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Registered: 10/22/05
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you're considerably more pretty than the average porn-sow. outstanding work..





Are you feeling alright?






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#146507 - 02/26/06 01:08 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Registered: 02/19/06
Posts: 76
Yes I am feeling much better then last night at the party. Thanks for asking
xoxo JP

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#146508 - 02/26/06 01:18 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Registered: 10/22/05
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Yes I am feeling much better then last night at the party. Thanks for asking
xoxo JP





I was actually talking about jamesn. Its most uncharacteristic for him to be anything but misoginistic to female talent, and I mean that with love.

He seems to have fallen for you.



But yes, you seem like a real sweetie, so I'm glad you feel better.

I guess it could have been much worse, you could have woken up in some strange bed looking and feeling like you'd just been in Gag Factor vs Wreck My Ass Goes Hardcore.

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#146509 - 02/26/06 03:28 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Yep, JP, for jamesn to give you props is a big thing. Then again, a lot of circus freaks come through these parts.
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#146510 - 02/26/06 11:28 AM Re: Jenna Presley
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Jenna = gen padova
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#146511 - 02/26/06 11:58 AM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
jamesn Offline
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i don't hate girls, just ugly ones.

misoginistic isn't a word, only willie was exempted from spelling last night.

if she's padova, i'm chopping my fingers off in horror.
.
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#146512 - 02/26/06 12:12 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
Jack Mehoff Offline
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i don't hate girls, just ugly ones.

misoginistic isn't a word, only willie was exempted from spelling last night.

if she's padova, i'm chopping my fingers off in horror.
.





I'd spelt it misogynistic in the first place, but it didn't look right. And I didn't think anyone would care.

How wrong I was.



Even ugly girls have got to have some love. Who are ugly guys going to fuck? Besides, ugly girls who are smart have bodies to die for, you've just got to have the old paper bag handy, and some strong liquor.

It is of course a sliding scale, the uglier they are, the quicker they have to put out and the dirtier they have to be if they're hoping for some lovin.


And its the old story, no matter how drop dead gorgeous some chick is, someone, somewhere, is completely sick of her shit and thinks about fucking other chicks when they're doing it.
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#146513 - 02/26/06 12:15 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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i'm just giving you the piss. is that unique to the uk, or do you aussies say it too?
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#146514 - 02/26/06 12:37 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Registered: 10/22/05
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i'm just giving you the piss. is that unique to the uk, or do you aussies say it too?





Giving someone the piss isn't a saying at all.


Taking the piss, yes.

Pissing in your pocket, yes.

Pissing into the wind, yes.

Getting pissed, yes.

Piss off, yes.

Pissed off, yes.

Piss your pants, yes.

Drink piss, yes. [alcohol == piss btw].

Get on the piss, yes.


Giving someone the piss, no.

Maybe in pathology, and involving a small plastic yellow cup, but generally no.


Even giving someone the shits, yes.

Cracking the shits, yes.

Being shitty, yes.


They do say the greatest barrier between countries is language, the English language.


O, bonk here == to root == to have sex.

So "don't bonk" and to "root for someone" is always personally amusing.
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#146515 - 02/26/06 02:09 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Even ugly girls have got to have some love. Who are ugly guys going to fuck? Besides, ugly girls who are smart have bodies to die for, you've just got to have the old paper bag handy, and some strong liquor.





In the real world with 15 mins til closing time, yes. In porn, no.
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#146516 - 02/26/06 02:18 PM dakota cameron is dysgenic
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three-sentence jeremiad:
ugly girls don't really need love. if you love them, they'll make babies and perpetuate the eggplant-green vw bugs of the human race. very attractive people rarely have ugly children and should be forced into a system of breeding much like prized cattle under the flag of the parks service, who aim to beautify urban areas.
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#146517 - 02/26/06 02:28 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Quote:

Quote:


Even ugly girls have got to have some love. Who are ugly guys going to fuck? Besides, ugly girls who are smart have bodies to die for, you've just got to have the old paper bag handy, and some strong liquor.





In the real world with 15 mins til closing time, yes. In porn, no.





Please explain. Which bit are you talking about exactly?


I've seen plenty of ugly girls getting "love" in porn. There's a whole rash [excuse the pun] of them.

I'm sure you've fucked a few ugly guys on film. I've fucked ugly girls in RL, and I didn't even get paid. How sad and unjust.

I still stick with my RL theory, ugly girls are better fucks. Good looking ppl don't need to do anything, they're already good looking, so ppl will always want to fuck them. Paris Hilton, I find her attractive, I've seen passed out paraplegic rocks with more on-tape enthusiasm, still ppl try to fuck her all the time, I'd still like to fuck her, I'm sure she'll get round to me sooner or later.

Ugly girls need to fuck like its their last time, because if they don't it might just be.
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#146518 - 02/26/06 02:31 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Quote:


Even ugly girls have got to have some love. Who are ugly guys going to fuck?





Pretty girls, if they have money, drive a cool car, or have an upper-eschelon job in the entertainment industry.

I'm not sure how alleged "comedian" Pauly Shore fits into this, but I'll assume he sold his soul to the devil back when it was worth something in the late eighties or whenever. Pauly has gotten some USDA grade-A poon-tang.

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#146519 - 02/26/06 02:40 PM Re: dakota cameron is dysgenic
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three-sentence jeremiad:
ugly girls don't really need love. if you love them, they'll make babies and perpetuate the eggplant-green vw bugs of the human race. very attractive people rarely have ugly children and should be forced into a system of breeding much like prized cattle under the flag of the parks service, who aim to beautify urban areas.





Hmmm, interesting theory. I believe a certain Dirty Sanchez wearing Austrian may have beaten you to it by about 60 years.

Ugly girls need love, if they don't get it they spoil it for their good looking friends by crying in the bathroom, insisting on going home early, attempting suicide etc. Someone always has to take the hit and be the wingman. Plus there is a theory if you fuck the absolute shit out of the ugly one, she tells all her good looking friends how good you were, and in you go.


Its the same in porn. Someone like say Jenna Jamison is apparently so good looking she only has to do one flick a year for $100 000 a throw, missionary style with tasteful lighting, decor and a big name mainstream hollywood director and can pretty much phone it in, but without naming names some of her less good-looking porn star sisterhood have to be crapped on, pissed in, double-analed, choked out, vomitted on etc etc etc for hours on end all for the price of a newspaper and an amusing bobble-head toy.
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#146520 - 02/26/06 02:59 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Good friend of randi wright.

Claims to be 20!!!!. She looks like shes pushing 35 easyyyyyyyyyyy. Randi also looks much older then she is, its clear that the surgeon they go to isn't doing a good job, or maybe he hates you as much as i do and botches the surgery on purpose like i would if you walked into my office, that is if i was a plastic surgeon of course



"I wanted to get this out there. I can't pretend to be nice to anybody. Yeah, I'm made of plastic. I have extensions. I have fake boobs. But I'm not made of bullshit." Dakota Cameron



"I had a cold sore on my lip at a shoot for Tabitha Stevens" Dakota

(the risk you take when attempting to suck quarters out of vending machines)

"oh, I bet she really doesn't have one." other pornchick

"I showed up at that office with my cold sore." Dakota proving that she doesn't have to lie about her nastiness and has no shame when it comes to horrid imperfections

"I got into porn in March last year. I got out. I got my boobs done Sept 22. I signed up with Derek on Sept 3. I was out of the business for two months because of my boobs. Then I worked for a month. Now I'm out again because I just got them redone. I've lost some weight and gained some muscle." Dakota (she manages to get all 13 of her personalities to disagree among themselves in this little gem)


"I'm just a straight hustler and I love money. I love being on films. When you put money, sex and film into one it's like my high from weed, because I'm a total pothead."

(fishing for acceptance?, impressing no one)

"I'm from the Valley. We all make about the same amount of money. We go home with the same thing. There is no reason for any of us to go (and Dakota puts on her Lisa Ann high-pitched voice): 'Ohmigod, I'm Lisa Ann. I'm famous. I've had so many contracts."

(who said jealously isn't attractive? . Lisa is in a different league appearance wise, its not even close from dakota who looks like a pit bull puppy's dog toy)


"I don't have sex off-camera but I just fell in love with my plastic surgeon.

"I don't believe in love."



(lucky guy, im sure you are just what hes been waiting for too, a crazy b grade unattractive whore with the intelligence and personality of a middle aged iraqi)


Luke: "Have you been made cynical by life?"

Dakota: "What's 'cynical'? Is that a church or something?"

Luke: "No. It just means skeptical."

Dakota: "I guess I have one advantage in being blonde, that I don't have to be smart. I'm more street-smart than book-smart. But I still don't know what that word means.





Luke: "What do you look for in a man?"

Dakota: "I like gangsters. I like bad-asses."

Luke: "You like black guys?"

Dakota: "No."

Luke: "Why don't you do interracial?"

Dakota: "You're a bad-ass.

"They're too big for me.

"No comment."

(racist too, I thought she kept it real, she does a horrible job lying here, maybe she knows admitting she doesn't fuck black guys because shes racist is more real then shes willing to go).

Dakota's rules for men:

If i flirt with you, thats all i am doing... flirting. 1. Please do not talk to my tits, you won't be meeting them. 2. If you want to control someone, SLEEP WITH YOUR REMOTE! 3. I always choose chocolate over men, ALWAYS. 4. My sexual preference is NO! 5. Its not the size that counts, it's..no, wait, size does count! 6. Remeber that your horny piece of shit girls, are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. 7. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them FOREVER! 8. Save your breath for your inflatable date.



(let me speak on behalf of the whole male species when we say, we don't get a fuck you tired looking piece of trash, id like to get the exact mirror she looks in every morning because she obviously sees something much different then the rest of us, cause i see this)



And that to me looks FAKE, FAT AND UGLYYYYYY.



"I've only had one boyfriend. He cheated on me. I learned my lesson. He was like my best friend. It was like putting your trust in one person and having that person cheat on you and then denying it to your face. It took putting a twelve gauge to his dick [for him] to admit it."


Murder or suicide, what difference does it make?, its going to be one of the two for any sane man who wakes up next to you in the middle of the night






After seeing your tits i love your plastic surgeon too, look at those butchered fuckers, not only the horrid nipple scars but they don't even sit right, just a mess. Did he use a fucking welder to make the incisions?





Classy and sexy pussy tattoo. Not only does your appearance kill your chance at half the jobs but now these horribly unattractive tats kill the other half.




Dog grill, horrible tits, dreadful tats, linebacker shoulders, shitty attitude, horrible personality. $50 to slap you in the face with my cock, my final offer.




Keep Talking ! I always yawn when i'm interested.

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#146521 - 02/26/06 03:03 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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do you want me to accept you for who you are? or do you want me to lke you?

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#146522 - 02/26/06 03:06 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Hey Monstar!!
Thanks, It is good to know that someone else has love for puppies

See guys? Its the new THING! Just nod your head yes and agree cause it will be continued to be done . I LOVE my Honey LUv




Puppies are the new black







Double the fun.. TRIPLE THE TROUBLE.

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#146523 - 02/26/06 03:07 PM Re: dakota cameron is dysgenic
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and galton before that, and plato before him. there's a difference between eugenics and active extermination, you know that. i'm not saying wipe them off the face of the planet, just spay them and even compensate those willing to take one for the human team. then you can fuck them and watch them fuck all you want while linda evangelista has five kids, who'll be ready to get naked on film in a scant 18-years.





Hmmm, interesting theory. I believe a certain Dirty Sanchez wearing Austrian may have beaten you to it by about 60 years.



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#146524 - 02/26/06 03:09 PM Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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damn. it would be great to look like that by the time i'm 25!!!!! Have you been shopping lately? They are selling LIVES at the mall.. you SHOULD GO GET ONE!

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#146525 - 02/26/06 03:21 PM Re: dakota cameron is dysgenic
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and galton before that, and plato before him. there's a difference between eugenics and active extermination, you know that. i'm not saying wipe them off the face of the planet, just spay them and even compensate those willing to take one for the human team. then you can fuck them and watch them fuck all you want while linda evangelista has five kids, who'll be ready to get naked on film in a scant 18-years.





Yeah, but you're thinking of exterminations exclusively.

The nazis did in fact set up summer camp type resorts for ppl of good Aryan breeding [blonde hair, blue eyes, a long history of Germanic ancestery, no evidence of Jewish blood] to breed.

Many specifically screened and selected fit young soldiers and young girls fucking for the cause. Many in fact virgins. The idea of course to breed a super race of super Aryans.


Its only the lessons of 3 toed cousins interbreeding that teaches us to be careful with our genetic seed. Genetic diversity is the key to species survival. The bad seeds will fall out all by themselves.


I do like the idea of a selective breeding program / education regeime for hot young fuck stars. I mean most stars get their training from daddy or in the back alley of the local crack house. You're corrupting me in here.




On a topic totally unrelated to this thread "I hate Dakota Cameron", we seem to have a new member.

Should be interesting.
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#146526 - 02/26/06 03:36 PM Re: dakota cameron is dysgenic
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Yeah, but you're thinking of exterminations exclusively.
-nah, more along the lines of "the best men must have intercourse with the best women as frequently as possible, and the same is true of the very inferior." from p-dawg(it might be a word or two off from the republic, i'm too lazy). should dakota cameron live? why not? should bisexual britney have 8 kids? horrifying thought.

The nazis did in fact set up summer camp type resorts for ppl of good Aryan breeding [blonde hair, blue eyes, a long history of Germanic ancestery, no evidence of Jewish blood] to breed.

Many specifically screened and selected fit young soldiers and young girls fucking for the cause. Many in fact virgins. The idea of course to breed a super race of super Aryans.
-fully aware of this, germany wasn't at all considered in their program and generally made it a vile-mess. it doesn't have to be racist to be selective.
Genetic diversity is the key to species survival.
-agreed, to a point, i passed bio.
The bad seeds will fall out all by themselves.
--they don't do so reliably in the age of socialized open-heart surgery. ac cream will probably live to fifty or greater. darwin didn't anticipate people who tend to fall off of their roof drunk being able to be patched up. they're not doing a good job falling out by themselves.

I do like the idea of a selective breeding program / education regeime for hot young fuck stars. I mean most stars get their training from daddy or in the back alley of the local crack house. You're corrupting me in here.
-more hot people are good, you don't really need to make anything nasty or compulsory. fuck, most of the people who will end up with marginally self-sufficient progeny would take 25k in a second to consider not having kids or sterlization and it's a lot cheaper than dealing with ugly people on the dole. find me a really hot homeless chick.




On a topic totally unrelated to this thread "I hate Dakota Cameron", we seem to have a new member.

Should be interesting.
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