Good friend of randi wright.

Claims to be 20!!!!. She looks like shes pushing 35 easyyyyyyyyyyy. Randi also looks much older then she is, its clear that the surgeon they go to isn't doing a good job, or maybe he hates you as much as i do and botches the surgery on purpose like i would if you walked into my office, that is if i was a plastic surgeon of course



"I wanted to get this out there. I can't pretend to be nice to anybody. Yeah, I'm made of plastic. I have extensions. I have fake boobs. But I'm not made of bullshit." Dakota Cameron



"I had a cold sore on my lip at a shoot for Tabitha Stevens" Dakota

(the risk you take when attempting to suck quarters out of vending machines)

"oh, I bet she really doesn't have one." other pornchick

"I showed up at that office with my cold sore." Dakota proving that she doesn't have to lie about her nastiness and has no shame when it comes to horrid imperfections

"I got into porn in March last year. I got out. I got my boobs done Sept 22. I signed up with Derek on Sept 3. I was out of the business for two months because of my boobs. Then I worked for a month. Now I'm out again because I just got them redone. I've lost some weight and gained some muscle." Dakota (she manages to get all 13 of her personalities to disagree among themselves in this little gem)


"I'm just a straight hustler and I love money. I love being on films. When you put money, sex and film into one it's like my high from weed, because I'm a total pothead."

(fishing for acceptance?, impressing no one)

"I'm from the Valley. We all make about the same amount of money. We go home with the same thing. There is no reason for any of us to go (and Dakota puts on her Lisa Ann high-pitched voice): 'Ohmigod, I'm Lisa Ann. I'm famous. I've had so many contracts."

(who said jealously isn't attractive? . Lisa is in a different league appearance wise, its not even close from dakota who looks like a pit bull puppy's dog toy)


"I don't have sex off-camera but I just fell in love with my plastic surgeon.

"I don't believe in love."



(lucky guy, im sure you are just what hes been waiting for too, a crazy b grade unattractive whore with the intelligence and personality of a middle aged iraqi)


Luke: "Have you been made cynical by life?"

Dakota: "What's 'cynical'? Is that a church or something?"

Luke: "No. It just means skeptical."

Dakota: "I guess I have one advantage in being blonde, that I don't have to be smart. I'm more street-smart than book-smart. But I still don't know what that word means.





Luke: "What do you look for in a man?"

Dakota: "I like gangsters. I like bad-asses."

Luke: "You like black guys?"

Dakota: "No."

Luke: "Why don't you do interracial?"

Dakota: "You're a bad-ass.

"They're too big for me.

"No comment."

(racist too, I thought she kept it real, she does a horrible job lying here, maybe she knows admitting she doesn't fuck black guys because shes racist is more real then shes willing to go).

Dakota's rules for men:

If i flirt with you, thats all i am doing... flirting. 1. Please do not talk to my tits, you won't be meeting them. 2. If you want to control someone, SLEEP WITH YOUR REMOTE! 3. I always choose chocolate over men, ALWAYS. 4. My sexual preference is NO! 5. Its not the size that counts, it's..no, wait, size does count! 6. Remeber that your horny piece of shit girls, are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. 7. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them FOREVER! 8. Save your breath for your inflatable date.



(let me speak on behalf of the whole male species when we say, we don't get a fuck you tired looking piece of trash, id like to get the exact mirror she looks in every morning because she obviously sees something much different then the rest of us, cause i see this)



And that to me looks FAKE, FAT AND UGLYYYYYY.



"I've only had one boyfriend. He cheated on me. I learned my lesson. He was like my best friend. It was like putting your trust in one person and having that person cheat on you and then denying it to your face. It took putting a twelve gauge to his dick [for him] to admit it."


Murder or suicide, what difference does it make?, its going to be one of the two for any sane man who wakes up next to you in the middle of the night






After seeing your tits i love your plastic surgeon too, look at those butchered fuckers, not only the horrid nipple scars but they don't even sit right, just a mess. Did he use a fucking welder to make the incisions?





Classy and sexy pussy tattoo. Not only does your appearance kill your chance at half the jobs but now these horribly unattractive tats kill the other half.




Dog grill, horrible tits, dreadful tats, linebacker shoulders, shitty attitude, horrible personality. $50 to slap you in the face with my cock, my final offer.