From an interview with Erica Lockett over at http://www.lukeisback.com

"I had a Mexican guy try to get into my house. He acted like he wanted to clean it for bugs. He tried to open my door. I opened and was like, 'Can I help you?' He said, 'I'm here to kill your bugs.' I said, 'I don't have any. You're not coming in.' And I shut the door in his face."

That whole interview rocked. I want to pound the entire front of lukeisback right now like celebate priest left alone with a slab of ground beef and share a cigarette afterward. I especially liked this part:

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In a conservative state like Utah, they wanted me to convert to their religion and my being Jewish was a big issue. Our people are different.

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"Our people." I think this is the first time ever that a Jew ever used this phrase around Luke.

You can't make this shit up:

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Luke: "Have you been made cynical by life?"

Dakota: "What's 'cynical'? Is that a church or something?"

Luke: "No. It just means skeptical."

Dakota: "I guess I have one advantage in being blonde, that I don't have to be smart. I'm more street-smart than book-smart. But I still don't know what that word means.

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Luke must hang up the phone after these things, turn the tape recorder off and open an album of his own photos as a small boy and weep as he touches the photographs with his fingertips. Either that or he just laughs and pounds down a stiff asparagus smoothie.

van. brandon. god.

the line between your average sex-fiend pornographer and someone who goes down in flames for the same behavior is that many porn girls think vans are cool and find nothing odd about a very short man losing his hair demanding sexual favors in one parked publically.

"She chats with Jim about giving Brandon Iron a blowjob in his van in the parking lot last night across the street from Jim's office."

he's got like, a van and stuff. haha. like luke. i wonder whose van is cooler?

absolute genius - funniest interview I've ever read.:

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Luke: "How did your family and friends react to your doing porn?"

Ericka: "My family disowned me. Then I found out that my biological father, who works at Crazy Horse Too [in Las Vegas], used to do porn too. He worked with Ginger Lynn."

Ericka says she never asked him for his stage name.

Luke: "Was your mother a stripper?"

Ericka: "No. She didn't like sex."

Luke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Ericka: "A veterinarian."

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more on the biological father who works at the strip club:

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Luke: "What were you going through before you shot yourself?"

Ericka: "I was working for my dad's club and they were pushing me to date somebody and they gave me a day shift [because she would not date the guy]. Then they wouldn't let me dance for certain people. I had gone through so much pain from dating and being a freak. I wanted a relationship and couldn't get one. I was taking 18-credits and I wanted to get straight-As. And I was being harassed. I didn't tell anybody."

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Luke: "What's your relationship like with your biological father?"

Ericka: "I haven't talked to him. I wrote him a letter. I want a relationship with him because I think he'd understand. If I go to court for the shooting [of her car], I want him there."

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hmm, she doesn't know her father and sent him a letter, but he manages the club she strips at!?!?!?

Interesting. I used to work at Crazy Horse II. I wonder which bouncer who walked me to my car at night is her dad?

bubbles probably.....