That whole interview rocked. I want to pound the entire front of lukeisback right now like celebate priest left alone with a slab of ground beef and share a cigarette afterward. I especially liked this part:
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In a conservative state like Utah, they wanted me to convert to their religion and my being Jewish was a big issue. Our people are different.
"Our people." I think this is the first time ever that a Jew ever used this phrase around Luke.
You can't make this shit up:
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Luke: "Have you been made cynical by life?"
Dakota: "What's 'cynical'? Is that a church or something?"
Luke: "No. It just means skeptical."
Dakota: "I guess I have one advantage in being blonde, that I don't have to be smart. I'm more street-smart than book-smart. But I still don't know what that word means.
Luke must hang up the phone after these things, turn the tape recorder off and open an album of his own photos as a small boy and weep as he touches the photographs with his fingertips. Either that or he just laughs and pounds down a stiff asparagus smoothie.