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#146321 - 02/14/06 05:13 AM Please Ignore
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Im sitting and thinking about the state of porn, but mostly about the girls in porn. Im hit with a deep and painful sadness. Stars destined to shine bright using the darkest stage yet still optimistic that the light will burst so bright that nothing will stand in their way, i feel pain because i know how the story ends, i want them to succeed not suckseed, i want them to burn bright, so bright , so full of joy for life and money. Yet the stage's dim lights always turn off and the curtain always falls, another notch on its post, another rung in its belt. Yet i still feel the need to help but fall back on the "but im only one man". Could i of saved chloe jones? or anna malle?, chris penn?. If i did this or that, would they be alive, if i didn't do this or that would vicky vette's husband be with us today, its like a puzzle, once you put the pieces together it paints a clearer picture.















Do you see what i see?. I have the cure for cancer, but its too late, they are gone, theres nothing i can do.
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#146322 - 02/14/06 05:14 AM Re: Please Ignore
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
When you realize theres nothing you can do to help or that the people involved don't want help, what else is there to do?.




































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#146323 - 02/14/06 05:17 AM Re: Please Ignore
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Does this mean that Tony Sexton died as well?
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#146324 - 02/14/06 06:12 AM Re: Please Ignore
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I am leaving for a while, but I saw this post and feel compelled to say something...actually the pills caught my eye...

SM...the problem that we in this country refuse to accept that other countries (like England) embrace is that drugs...work. What does people in, for the most part, here in the US is the effort, subterfuge and dangerous lengths they must go to get whatever it is they need to get by...unless the thing they need to get by is Jumbo jacks with cheese, Western Bacon Cheeseburgers, or Blowjobs (sex being the "drug" in those cases, or more specifically orgasms...) I am addicted to shooting squirrels with my paintball gun, personally.....what was my thesis? Oh yeah...

Drugs work...when most people say they have a "drug problem" it really means they cant get what they need, or not enough...ODs are directly because of that predicament, in most cases....God bless you for caring though...get back in touch with that higher power, youwere on to something there for a day and a half...
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#146325 - 02/14/06 06:20 AM Re: Please Ignore
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America



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#146326 - 02/14/06 08:00 AM Re: Please Ignore
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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Does this mean that Tony Sexton died as well?




We are not that lucky, gia.
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#146327 - 02/14/06 03:54 PM Re: Please Ignore
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Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#146328 - 02/14/06 07:42 PM Re: Please Ignore
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Like most people they are looking for love, that doesn't necessarily mean husband and wife love, but more so unconditional love that one can buy with a $160 dog or perhaps a $3 gold fish. Well im going to do one better, im sending out my unconditional love to all the girls in the industry except padova and cindy crawford, not in an ac cream "how about i come over thursday with a pizza and we watch some movies" way . Im doing it from my heart, im not expecting or wanting anything in return, just letting you know the monkey is with you every second you are on set, doing something you don't want to or in some cases do want to but not with the person you are currently doing it with. I see the innocence in these girls, they are good people underneath the mountains of make up and man fluids, i wish you girls joy and happiness and promise i will not rest (except for sundays) until we get max where he belongs, san quentin general population.




btw da burg my post is anti drug
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#146329 - 02/14/06 07:52 PM Re: Please Ignore
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Are you high, Monkey? But seriously...thank you. This is non-porn pic for you. Here I am doing something non-porn like grocery shopping.
I'm just running errands like these girls.


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#146330 - 02/14/06 07:54 PM Re: Please Ignore
DukeFloored Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
You make me want to be a better man.

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#146331 - 02/14/06 08:02 PM Re: Please Ignore
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
You gotta love Gia's self-confidence. No pornwhore self- loathing there. She's at the grocery store with her cam phone and says "I bet people will love seeing a picture of me shopping for fruit juice".

You won't catch Kelly fucking Wells doing that.

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#146332 - 02/14/06 10:48 PM Re: Please Ignore
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Gia I didnt know you had enough time in your day to go grocery shopping i thought you were busy declaring a mcjihad



By the way guys although I would definitely smash on Gia, rumor around the industry is that shes got a wicked case of dragon breath...any truth to these rumors? or is to true that you brush your teeth with shit toothpaste? Inquiring minds want to know
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#146333 - 02/14/06 11:05 PM Re: Please Ignore
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I don't eat enough to have anything on my breath.
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#146334 - 02/14/06 11:17 PM Re: Please Ignore
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
I'm just telling you what I heard from an inside source in the biz. They basically said you should change your name to Katrina, because like the hurricane all you do is gobble up and spit up shit You do know 9 out of 10 dentists recommend people brush their tongues as well. DR Coochie Monster says Brush yo teef and toonnnggueeeee biiiiitch!
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM

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#146335 - 02/14/06 11:31 PM Re: Please Ignore
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Yes, that gets brushed, as well. I'm more OCD about the dentistry than anyone.
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#146336 - 02/14/06 11:51 PM Re: Please Ignore
Ashy Larry Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 51
Loc: Cabrini Green Projects
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I'm just telling you what I heard from an inside source in the biz. They basically said you should change your name to Katrina, because like the hurricane all you do is gobble up and spit up shit You do know 9 out of 10 dentists recommend people brush their tongues as well. DR Coochie Monster says Brush yo teef and toonnnggueeeee biiiiitch!



blah blah blah...Coochie Monster speaks...pretends to be tough like T...probably is some Klan'er wanting to be colored and be heard above the din.

Small wager says you're you're a short white guy from Crystal Lake who takes the Metra to work every day and has problems justifying that cable bill to the Ms. Coochie every month-end.

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#146337 - 02/14/06 11:58 PM Re: Please Ignore
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Naw...Coochie's cool and he's one of the funnier posters usually.
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#146338 - 02/15/06 12:08 AM Re: Please Ignore
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Hurricane Katrina joke hurt huh Get over it....New Orleans wasnt exactly Beverly Hills. Next time a hurricane hits I'll be sure not to send money but send swimmies instead, I know my family can swim, but thats because we're lighter skin right? Like Colin Powell by the way I agree with Kanye West, George Bush does hate black people, he's a racist prick thats the worst president of all time. but after all of that I will give George Bush one up on you about something.....at least he doesnt suck the dicks of pornstars on a message board with delusions of someday banging one of these girls. Go back to your get rich or die trying ps2 game, listen to Mike Jones scream his name 500 times, then go put your food stamps on ebay so you can buy the latest Jordans. You my friend give black people like myself and Sammura a bad name, do society a favor and enlist, maybe youll get hit with an IED.

Gia you're a sweetheart. Happy valentines day baby (that was just for Trashy Larry, see even a cold hearted bastard like me can be nice)
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#146339 - 02/15/06 01:15 AM Re: Please Ignore
John_Stewart Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/23/05
Posts: 7
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Yes, that gets brushed, as well. I'm more OCD about the dentistry than anyone.




Ho, more like ADD cuz C00chie is a fake ass biatch

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#146340 - 02/15/06 06:40 AM Re: Please Ignore
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Are you high, Monkey? But seriously...thank you.





Im high on good will until i come across someone like dakota cameron and then im just filled with a jrv like hate filled rage and want to burn down every erect building i see.

btw: id like to add dakotas name with cindys and gens for people i don't send good will and best wishes to.

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You make me want to be a better man.





Thank you Luke, it doesn't mean a whole lot to me but it means a little which is better then nothing.
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#146341 - 02/15/06 08:38 AM Re: Please Ignore
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
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Funny how a pick of someone fully clothed can sometimes be more boner-inducing than seeing them take 3 cocks at the same time.
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#146342 - 02/15/06 04:58 PM Re: Please Ignore
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Agreed. Mucho stroke material

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#146343 - 02/15/06 05:38 PM Re: Please Ignore
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Quote:







Agreed. Mucho stroke material





There's something about that bottom lip pout that makes me want to jack off all over it.
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#146344 - 02/15/06 05:50 PM Re: Please Ignore
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Gia, you're hot. I want to grab your boobies again sometime.

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#146345 - 02/15/06 07:09 PM Re: Please Ignore
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Anytime, baby.
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#146346 - 02/15/06 10:05 PM Re: Please Ignore
smut fiend Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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Are you high, Monkey? But seriously...thank you. This is non-porn pic for you. Here I am doing something non-porn like grocery shopping.
Gia, this is the hottest pic I've ever seen of you! Hope the show was fun, wish I'd caught you and AB in the city last week.
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#146347 - 02/17/06 07:10 AM Re: Please Ignore
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Okay this is starting to tread dangerously close to fanboyistically behaviour, I must put a stop to it now before the real fan boys smell a scent they recognize and flock to the cage like previous fan boy plagues most famously during the jenna era, that to this forum was like katrina to new orleans. It came out of nowhere, didn't last long but it left damage that took months to repair.
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