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I've been gone for a few months and now Kurt Lockwood has creepy gothic looking redneck groupie chicks

When did pornstars start getting groupies? I'm sure there are plenty of farm animals from where your from Cassandra that have penises larger than Cock Lockjaws. Save the water you used on your horse to get down to LA, and pick out one of those mustangs Lisa Sparxxx is talking about



obviously you're unfamiliar with looks of abject terror/forced smiles/girls wearing glasses