I am not going to shave my chest hair anymore. This is bullshit...fucking porn wreaking more havoc in people's everyday lives. It's bad enough pubic hair went out the door 15 years ago along with MS-DOS and monogamous relationships...these days if you are male and have even a little body hair it's like "ewwww..." What the fuck?

I am not talking about pseudo cavemen like Wankus and his waxed back...I am talking about those of us with a modest amount of chest hair...why is this no longer desirable on a guy? I am sick of scraping a Gillette Mach 3 turbo across my chest twice a week .... when I was a little Da Burglar, all my Aunts used to feed me things with the exhortation, "it'll put hair on your chest..." Was I thus the victim of inadvertent abuse in this matter?

Screw these porn fags and homos like every goddamn male performer for Redlight/PXP with their entire shaved bodies...even their armpits and forearms are shaved! Who the fuck made this decision? It's GAY! IT IS SO FUCKING GAY!!!!!

I like my chest hair, I am keeping it... and no fucking way am I shaving my armpits...