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#146166 - 02/12/06 01:08 PM Fuck this Shaving Bullshit
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I am not going to shave my chest hair anymore. This is bullshit...fucking porn wreaking more havoc in people's everyday lives. It's bad enough pubic hair went out the door 15 years ago along with MS-DOS and monogamous relationships...these days if you are male and have even a little body hair it's like "ewwww..." What the fuck?

I am not talking about pseudo cavemen like Wankus and his waxed back...I am talking about those of us with a modest amount of chest hair...why is this no longer desirable on a guy? I am sick of scraping a Gillette Mach 3 turbo across my chest twice a week .... when I was a little Da Burglar, all my Aunts used to feed me things with the exhortation, "it'll put hair on your chest..." Was I thus the victim of inadvertent abuse in this matter?

Screw these porn fags and homos like every goddamn male performer for Redlight/PXP with their entire shaved bodies...even their armpits and forearms are shaved! Who the fuck made this decision? It's GAY! IT IS SO FUCKING GAY!!!!!

I like my chest hair, I am keeping it... and no fucking way am I shaving my armpits...
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#146167 - 02/12/06 01:33 PM Re: Fuck this Shaving Bullshit
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...Screw these porn fags and homos like every goddamn male performer for Redlight/PXP with their entire shaved bodies...even their armpits and forearms are shaved! Who the fuck made this decision? It's GAY! IT IS SO FUCKING GAY!!!!!
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#146168 - 02/12/06 04:39 PM Re: Fuck this Shaving Bullshit
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I'll bite, Burglar. I think a beard trimmer would do you better than a razor, find a setting that gets it short enough that you're not apeish but not so short that you're a pincusion. Knowhatimean? Hope it helps, couldn't hurt.

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#146169 - 02/12/06 05:50 PM Re: Fuck this Shaving Bullshit
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Registered: 12/13/03
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I'll bite, Burglar. I think a beard trimmer would do you better than a razor, find a setting that gets it short enough that you're not apeish but not so short that you're a pincusion. Knowhatimean? Hope it helps, couldn't hurt.


+1 john you are an insider aren't you?
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#146170 - 02/12/06 07:28 PM Re: Fuck this Shaving Bullshit
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+1 john you are an insider aren't you?




No, I'm not, but it is a good little bit of advice, huh?

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#146171 - 02/12/06 07:36 PM Re: Fuck this Shaving Bullshit
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anything else would be uncivilized
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#146172 - 02/12/06 09:17 PM Re: Fuck this Shaving Bullshit
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this is semi-gay, i have no need of shearing. just be yourself dude. if youself, unshorn isn't good enough, it ain't worth it.
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#146173 - 02/13/06 05:46 AM Re: Fuck this Shaving Bullshit
Da Burglar Offline
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Ok...it's amazing what bothers you one day and then really is no big deal the next...I dont have much to shave, I am just getting old and dont want it to start turning gray...dude's with gray chest hair look like goomba's who smoke too many cigars while sitting nude in a recliner reading Horse Racing Forms...I'm Half Swedish/Half Irish, swarthiness doesn't run in my bloodline, just booziness...
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