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#146092 - 02/12/06 06:14 AM
Hillary's Bukkake a "Ho"ax?
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Is this destined to become one of the great porn myths of all-time? If so, I'm mythed.
Edited by saratoga120 (02/12/06 06:16 AM)
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#146093 - 02/12/06 06:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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are you a retard? that's the weirdest stringing together of words to form total garbage i've ever seen.
how's STALKING girls on adt treating you?
nice women's shoes you're wearing.
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#146095 - 02/12/06 01:39 PM
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And with this exchange I am ashamedly inducted into the land of the miscreants.
What a hair trigger response you've got there Jimmie Boy. Took you -- what? -- three months to concoct a retort?
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#146096 - 02/12/06 01:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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god, you are the stupidest stalker ever--three months? you've been a member for a few days,
and you are a stalker---you singlehandedly made a girl leave adt because you started pinning the needle on the creep-o-meter.
dane--great post.
saratoga, you're very effeminate looking--were you born a woman? or do you just wear their shoes, vermin?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#146097 - 02/12/06 02:09 PM
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To "Dane":
I'm sorry if my offer to you was in any way less than generous. A talent of your magnitude must have really taken quite an offense to it to be motivated to participate here.
Edited by saratoga120 (02/12/06 02:10 PM)
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#146098 - 02/12/06 02:12 PM
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god, you are the stupidest stalker ever--three months? you've been a member for a few days,
and you are a stalker---you singlehandedly made a girl leave adt because you started pinning the needle on the creep-o-meter.
dane--great post.
saratoga, you're very effeminate looking--were you born a woman? or do you just wear their shoes, vermin?
Thank you, but there's really no need to call me god, though relatively speaking I can see where you're coming from.
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#146103 - 02/14/06 11:01 PM
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To "Dane":
I'm sorry if my offer to you was in any way less than generous. A talent of your magnitude must have really taken quite an offense to it to be motivated to participate here.
why is my name is quotes?
Let's see. Why don't we put it this way. Your eagerness to publicly broadcast the contents of a private communication don't exactly invite comparisons to Hamlet.
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#146106 - 02/15/06 03:10 PM
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To "Dane":
I'm sorry if my offer to you was in any way less than generous. A talent of your magnitude must have really taken quite an offense to it to be motivated to participate here.
why is my name is quotes?
Let's see. Why don't we put it this way. Your eagerness to publicly broadcast the contents of a private communication don't exactly invite comparisons to Hamlet.
If I didn't think it was so strange I wouldn't of posted it. That message+your picture=serial killer in the making.
"Wouldn't of posted it"????
Hmmmm. Maybe you are a Dane after all.
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#146108 - 02/16/06 05:46 PM
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All right. Enough of you simpleton. Go see if you can tear your master away from its medication for a moment.
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#146109 - 02/16/06 05:50 PM
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thanks for the ***grammer*** lesson
Jeez, I'm gonna have to start charging for these. What sort of a degree does a paparazzi peabrain pursue anyway?
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#146111 - 02/16/06 06:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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this has got to be the stupidest thread ever.
No shit. The only thing that would make it worse would be if saratoga had a white rose clenched between his teeth.
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#146112 - 02/16/06 07:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Jeez, I'm gonna have to start charging for these. What sort of a degree does a paparazzi peabrain pursue anyway
Consonance is not witty. Nor is alliteration.
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And with this exchange I am ashamedly inducted into the land of the miscreants.
You fantasize about having a brain one-quarter as fast as most of the people here. I'm guessing your one-liners have to pass the following "saratoga120- test"
--smarmy use of English learned in 9th grade...check
--slight alteration of usernames to imply cleverness...check
--posting immediately followed by a quick snortle over your creativity...check
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No shit. The only thing that would make it worse would be if saratoga had a white rose clenched between his teeth.
The white rose blended into the Members Only jacket too much...substituted.
BTW you wouldn't believe the crazy shit you see from googling "white rose."
Attachments
140879-saratoga.jpg (11 downloads)
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#146113 - 02/17/06 03:12 PM
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this has got to be the stupidest thread ever.
No shit. The only thing that would make it worse would be if saratoga had a white rose clenched between his teeth.
Ah, this is rich. I figured it was only a matter of time before the Elephant Man joined Quasimoto and Renfield.
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#146114 - 02/17/06 03:21 PM
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this has got to be the stupidest thread ever.
No shit. The only thing that would make it worse would be if saratoga had a white rose clenched between his teeth.
Ah, this is rich. I figured it was only a matter of time before the Hunchback of Notre Dame joined Quasimoto and Renfield.
You really are as stupid as you look. Quasimoto was the Hunchback, dumbass.
Your insult is lame to start with and ignorant as well.
No matter how long you stick around this board, this is as good as it's going to get for you. This thread is your moment in the sunshine and your walk on the beach.
Zip your pants back up and enjoy it.
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#146115 - 02/17/06 03:25 PM
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Forgive me. Though being a double hunchback is certainly not out of the question, I've modified it to suit your sensibility a little more.
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#146117 - 02/18/06 02:57 PM
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Today we introduce a new feature to the conversation: The Misery Index (Or TMI). The purpose of this statistic is to develop a quantitative measure to determine the Mr. Misery 2006. All posts will be rated on a scale of 1-10, with a score of 10 indicating perfect misery. Occasionally celebrity guests will be empaneled to judge the contestants. The winner will be announced Jan. 1, 2007.
But to spare the crestfallen runner-up even more misery, we'll allow him to daintily slip a rose in the winner's mouth.
Misery Index for today:
BORNYO: A very lackluster 2. After doing cartwheels in his Winnie-the-Pooh pajamas about the news he might be placing a real rose in a man's mouth, he lamented that he didn't get any today. He did, however, kiss his entire dildo collection.
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#146118 - 02/18/06 03:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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god, you look like a total faggot. just thought you should know those estrogen-shots are working. girl, you'll be a woman. soon.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#146119 - 02/18/06 03:25 PM
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Today we introduce a new feature to the conversation: The Misery Index (Or TMI). The purpose of this statistic is to develop a quantitative measure to determine the Mr. Misery 2006. All posts will be rated on a scale of 1-10, with a score of 10 indicating perfect misery. Occasionally celebrity guests will be empaneled to judge the contestants. The winner will be announced Jan. 1, 2007.
But to spare the crestfallen runner-up even more misery, we'll allow him to daintily slip a rose in the winner's mouth.
Misery Index for today:
BORNYO: A very lackluster 2. After doing cartwheels in his Winnie-the-Pooh pajamas about the news he might be placing a real rose in a man's mouth, he lamented that he didn't get any today. He did, however, kiss his entire dildo collection.
Your post rates a 10. Congratulations, you're in the lead.
Look, dude, we don't like you. They just resent your ADT passwords after DenverDon let down his internet panties, just go retrieve it and continue your Belladonna stalking....mmmkay?
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#146120 - 02/19/06 03:08 PM
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Good to see you're back. I feared that maybe I'd broken your brain and put you back in the hospital again. What happened to your little toady?
Jamesn Misery Index: 9, clearly in fine deranged form. (But this will all abate slightly the moment it goes back to listening to its Debbie Gibson records).
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#146121 - 02/19/06 03:11 PM
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Leave it to the aphrpodesiac of the mob dynamic to attract the Kubrickian cowards. (Hey look! You can busy yourself commenting on my alliteration again).
Malcolm in the Middle Misery Index: Solid 8. No childern in the park today.
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#146122 - 02/19/06 03:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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dude, you're 40. you send strangers the same kinda pm's serial-killers do.
you make threads called the "kiss-dodger database"
you look like a fucking effeminate faggot, you've got no life, you've got no wife.
bitch, and i mean that kindly, your life is over
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#146123 - 02/19/06 05:02 PM
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Leave it to the aphrpodesiac of the mob dynamic to attract the Kubrickian cowards. (Hey look! You can busy yourself commenting on my alliteration again).
Malcolm in the Middle Misery Index: Solid 8. No childern in the park today.
Well, this post blew one of my theories. I had you pegged for a middle school english teacher fired for touching the boys during study hall. Not even a Chicago public school teacher would construct sentences or spell so atrociously.
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#146126 - 02/20/06 03:15 PM
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this has got to be the stupidest thread ever.
No shit. The only thing that would make it worse would be if saratoga had a white rose clenched between his teeth.
Philosophy textbook publishers . . . I present you this syllogism, which should be listed under The Bornyo Identity: '"This must be the stupidest thread ever. . . I feel I must participate . . . Therefore I must be the stupidest person ever."
Man, some of this stuff just writes itself.
Bornyo Misery Index: Misery Index: 0. Self-satisfied after following exchange with fellow subhuman James (Penitentiary Face) n:
Jamesn: You're a cocksucker Bornyo.
Bornyo: You are what you eat James.
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#146127 - 02/20/06 03:21 PM
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dude, you're 40. you send strangers the same kinda pm's serial-killers do.
you make threads called the "kiss-dodger database"
you look like a fucking effeminate faggot, you've got no life, you've got no wife.
bitch, and i mean that kindly, your life is over
Hey Penitentiary Face, so repulsive to see you again.
Jamesn Misery Index: 1. He smiled today. The long-awaited two-figure advance arrives for memoir detailing life in an institution. Working title: "I Repeat Myself When I'm Distressed, I Repeat Myself When I'm Distressed, I Repeat Myself When I'm Distressed."
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#146128 - 02/20/06 03:33 PM
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Thank you, Chico.
Saratoga120...welcome to the Monkey Cage.
Hey look, there's a rape machine! But you're a cagey cretin, I'll grant you that. I see by the absence of "Chronic Masturbator" from your avatar that you're not beating your wife anymore.
Rape Machine Misery Index: 0. School holiday. Fresh meat on
the shelves. 'Nuff said.
Looks like it was you who asked for the change of venue, huh? Or was it a group decision to minimize the public humiliation.
Well sorry, but no dice. I only play to an audience. Move it back, or go find someone else to beat on you.
And perhaps in closing, a small victory for all you worm carriers. Reading through this thread again, I've decided to give you losers the benefit of the doubt. Could every other person I've known in my life be wrong? Is it actually possible that I'm effeminate? Are all those athletic trophies frauds? Those babes I've gotten off nothing more than coincidences of timing? Those weasels at XPT I've eviscerated actually gutless to begin with? I've got to admit, now you've got me thinking.
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#146129 - 02/20/06 03:47 PM
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Thank you, Chico.
Saratoga120...welcome to the Monkey Cage.
Hey look, there's a rape machine! But you're a cagey cretin, I'll grant you that. I see by the absence of "Chronic Masturbator" from your avatar that you're not beating your wife anymore.
Rape Machine Misery Index: 0. School holiday. Fresh meat on
the shelves. 'Nuff said.
Looks like it was you who asked for the change of venue, huh? Or was it a group decision to minimize the public humiliation.
Well sorry, but no dice. I only play to an audience. Move it back, or go find someone else to beat on you.
And perhaps in closing, a small victory for all you worm carriers. Reading through this thread again, I've decided to give you losers the benefit of the doubt. Could every other person I've known in my life be wrong? Is it actually possible that I'm effeminate? Are all those athletic trophies frauds? Those babes I've gotten off nothing more than coincidences of timing? Those weasels at XPT I've eviscerated actually gutless to begin with? I've got to admit, now you've got me thinking.
you realize that guys who respond to charges of homosexuality with claims of possessing shiny gold statues of men pretty much affirm that they are the anti-casanova, right?
could you convince said babes to make and hold a fansign that says "saratoga is the god of fuck" or "saratoga is really good at athletics and contrary to popular belief is not a big gay"? they owe you something for all those awesome orgasms. i mean really just a myspace would be cool, i can message them myself. then again, you portly dennis quaid looking motherfucker, i have a feeling these "babes" are fond memories who now hit the bed bath & beyond circuit more often than the gym
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#146131 - 02/20/06 04:39 PM
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you realize that guys who respond to charges of homosexuality with claims of possessing shiny gold statues of men pretty much affirm that they are the anti-casanova, right?
It surely confirms if they're not gopenly gay its only because they haven't realise it.
And boasting of heterosexual conquests is another denial mechanism.
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could you convince said babes to make and hold a fansign that says "saratoga is the god of fuck" or "saratoga is really good at athletics and contrary to popular belief is not a big gay"? they owe you something for all those awesome orgasms. i mean really just a myspace would be cool, i can message them myself. then again, you portly dennis quaid looking motherfucker, i have a feeling these "babes" are fond memories who now hit the bed bath & beyond circuit more often than the gym
This guy annoys me. And I don't even get annoyed by smartt, knox [either of them], renfield, anyone.
So, this one is for you saratoga, for your own good. No doubt you'll give some lame comeback, but there's a whole queue of ppl lining up.
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#146132 - 02/20/06 04:46 PM
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Philosophy textbook publishers . . . I present you this syllogism, which should be listed under The Bornyo Identity: '"This must be the stupidest thread ever. . . I feel I must participate . . . Therefore I must be the stupidest person ever."
Man, some of this stuff just writes itself.
Bornyo Misery Index: Misery Index: 0. Self-satisfied after following exchange with fellow subhuman James (Penitentiary Face) n:
Jamesn: You're a cocksucker Bornyo.
Bornyo: You are what you eat James.
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Hey Penitentiary Face, so repulsive to see you again.
Jamesn Misery Index: 1. He smiled today. The long-awaited two-figure advance arrives for memoir detailing life in an institution. Working title: "I Repeat Myself When I'm Distressed, I Repeat Myself When I'm Distressed, I Repeat Myself When I'm Distressed."
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Hey look, there's a rape machine! But you're a cagey cretin, I'll grant you that. I see by the absence of "Chronic Masturbator" from your avatar that you're not beating your wife anymore.
Rape Machine Misery Index: 0. School holiday. Fresh meat on
the shelves. 'Nuff said.
Looks like it was you who asked for the change of venue, huh? Or was it a group decision to minimize the public humiliation.
Well sorry, but no dice. I only play to an audience. Move it back, or go find someone else to beat on you.
And perhaps in closing, a small victory for all you worm carriers. Reading through this thread again, I've decided to give you losers the benefit of the doubt. Could every other person I've known in my life be wrong? Is it actually possible that I'm effeminate? Are all those athletic trophies frauds? Those babes I've gotten off nothing more than coincidences of timing? Those weasels at XPT I've eviscerated actually gutless to begin with? I've got to admit, now you've got me thinking.
saratoga120 misery index: 100. Your smarmy schtick sucks and you have the personality of a thumbtack. Please, go fuck yourself and die. 
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#146133 - 02/20/06 05:10 PM
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a 2-figure advance would buy every bit of clothing you're wearing in that picture, i may donate it to you so you can pick the best of the goodwill bins.
sure i smiled today--i looked at the picture of a very effeminate man with a rose between his teeth thinking to himself"i look so sexy in this pose, i'm going to look soooo hot. maybe i'll get a date by the time i'm 45 if i keep being so sexy and stop stalking girls young enough to be my daughter until they slap me with restraining orders."
Jamesn Misery Index: 1. He smiled today. The long-awaited two-figure advance arrives for memoir detailing life in an institution.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#146138 - 02/20/06 09:08 PM
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By the time they hear the rustling in the tall grass it's already too late.
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#146139 - 02/20/06 09:09 PM
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Christian, they just come in here swinging blind.
The pinata analogy is very fitting, only there's no pinata.
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