a 2-figure advance would buy every bit of clothing you're wearing in that picture, i may donate it to you so you can pick the best of the goodwill bins.

sure i smiled today--i looked at the picture of a very effeminate man with a rose between his teeth thinking to himself"i look so sexy in this pose, i'm going to look soooo hot. maybe i'll get a date by the time i'm 45 if i keep being so sexy and stop stalking girls young enough to be my daughter until they slap me with restraining orders."





Jamesn Misery Index: 1. He smiled today. The long-awaited two-figure advance arrives for memoir detailing life in an institution.




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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits