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Jeez, I'm gonna have to start charging for these. What sort of a degree does a paparazzi peabrain pursue anyway


Consonance is not witty. Nor is alliteration.

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And with this exchange I am ashamedly inducted into the land of the miscreants.


You fantasize about having a brain one-quarter as fast as most of the people here. I'm guessing your one-liners have to pass the following "saratoga120- test"
--smarmy use of English learned in 9th grade...check
--slight alteration of usernames to imply cleverness...check
--posting immediately followed by a quick snortle over your creativity...check

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No shit. The only thing that would make it worse would be if saratoga had a white rose clenched between his teeth.


The white rose blended into the Members Only jacket too much...substituted.

BTW you wouldn't believe the crazy shit you see from googling "white rose."


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