You know something? Its kind of funny and sad that Tony Malice and Jeff Stewart want to make hardcore "rough" porno videos, but yet they have totally missed the ball when it comes to really good all-girl lesbian watersports action. How is it possible that these guys can talk about wanting rougher sex movies when they wont even create a video series dedicated to lesbian urine fetish?? I just dont understand what their thinking <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/piss.gif" alt="" /> They can make American Bukkake, The Gag Factor, and Piss Mops. But when it comes to showing women drinking other womens urine and strap on fucking , Nothing is made of this <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> The only video that has come close to this ideal but still doesnt get the point is Lesbian Bukakke. After 4 volumes of this mess, The american bastard Jeff Stewart and his porky pig director Ashley Blue still CANNOT make a decent video showing lesbians drinking urine, pissing into other girls mouths and using strap-on sex dildos for some hot girl-girl fucking!!! Why is this?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/afraid5.gif" alt="" />Once again , it makes no sense! Im sure Jeff or Tony will reply with the same old excuses: We cant make lesbian pissing videos here in america, its illegal, its not allowed by decency standards! BULLSHIT! you can make Piss Mops, with a bunch of men pissing into the mouths of deseperate sluts , so why not also take the same ideal and combine that with Lesbian Bukkake?? Its so simple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angryb.gif" alt="" /> Heres a list of what you should do:
1) Start off a lesbian watersport video with strap-on fucking action until the girls want to piss or ejaculate.
2) Have the lesbian bukkake slut victim get in the middle and start drinking all the other girls piss or squirt after the strap-on pumping sessions have climaxed with real female orgasm!
3) Use tubes and funnels for collecting all that yellow piss! No fake stuff, just real female urine.
4) Have the girls all take turns drinking the piss filled tubes / funnels until every girl is clapping and cheering <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/partyguy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/assbanana.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nannersplit.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />.
5) Make the new lesbian watersport video series a monthly edition: Jan 2006
Feb 2006
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Thats how you do it right! So next time, you wanna make a "rough, nasty, disgusting , hardcore gonzo style" video, YOU SHOULD MAKE THAT! And give it a name like : LESBO TOILETBOWL <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/piss.gif" alt="" />
Heres a list of studio websites you can check out for some true inspiration:
www.hightide-video.com/
www.pissbrazil.com
www.mfxvideo.com
www.glimpse-it.com
I HOPE YOU GENTLEMEN WILL DO IT RIGHT NEXT TIME, IF NOT, YOU WILL HEAR MORE FROM ME AGAIN! AND IF YOU BAN ME, I WILL COME BACK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. BE WARNED <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/egypt.gif" alt="" />