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#145894 - 02/11/06 03:17 PM
Re: Monkey Award WINNERS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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It was a good show,...mad props on the choice of musical acts. When Morris Day& the Time came out everybody started dancing. I looked over and saw Peter Warren doing "the bird" That shit was gold.
The "Porn Journalist Karaoke jam" at the end was kinda a cluster fuck though. I know I can rawk out, but watching Luke & Gram fumble through simplest of metal classics like Enter Sandman was rough...
you can't take that shit above wilson phillips or ace of base before losing those guys.
also the trophy girls were hot. Kimberly Kane & Holly were an excellent choice. from the angle where i was sitting you could see Holly off stage flashing the goods every now and then, and trying to make out with Kim
Im just glad that you and i got to sit down, have a drink and clear up a few things. I now know your stance on alt porn and you have been unfairly lumped in with the alt generation. 
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all-in-all it was really a good show. I really thought Digital & Jesse Jane were going to sweep these awards, too. so kudos for not selling out to the man.
Thanks, i appreciate it. I could've been bought but the stars and companies were using the wrong currency, i don't accept powder and pills.
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From all accounts the "In Memorial" tribute to several of the pornlets that left us this past year brought the house down. During that final shot panning a junk yard filled with crushed cars, audible sobs and sniffling were heard.....although, the sniffling could have just been a quick line before the lights came back up.
. I felt it was something that had to be done but i was slightly offended when chloe jones received a louder applause then anna malle and the rest. Picking favorites among the recently passed seems wrong, even at an event celebrating strangers fucking on film.
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he then offered tyler faith to lex steele on stage as a show of support for his black brothers
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Actually I thought he offered her up so he wouldn't have to clean out his mail box when he got home.
I have to admit that i beat lex to the punch there 
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Alexa Rae is the quintessential porn star who no matter how many cocks get shoved in her holes, she continues to believe she will amount to something. Anything you have to give her positively for her spirit and determination you would have to to subtract because of stupidity. In all her scenes she has this look "I can sing, I can dance, I can act, and I would amount to something if only I could take this cock out of my mouth".
God that is so fucking true, i think thats what makes her scenes so fucking appealing. She isn't the prettiest thing out there but she fucks like shes fucking for an oscar, like she believes a mainstream director who watches porn is going to see it and just say " now thats a star, thats my leading lady for my new $100 million movie, whats her name?, get her on the line". She actually believes this and its very sexy. False hope and delusion is the new black.
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Experience, you mean? No-- only once in my life did I really go down on a girl, and that was about 3 months ago. Yes, I am pretty much a virgin when it comes to girl on girl sex.
So, how did Luke taste?.
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