Hello ChuckSpears. As much as this may come as a surprise to you, I am neither white, nor black, nor latino, pacific islander, asian or any other human race.
I was born a dog. This unfortunate turn of events was soon accepted within my family and was never again mentioned in the presence of polite company. I hope this doesn't add to the already mentioned terror you experienced after reading my post. I have attached a picture of myself when I was just a weee tyke.