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This is the type of thing that embodies living in denial. It is the type of thing that, when the thought enters our collective heads, we immediately dismiss it, even if we have suspicion or feelings that it has happened. It is the commonality and frequency of foodservice workers adding bodily fluids to our meals and beverages.

We all KNOW this occurs, it is just a question of where, when and how often (as well as WHICH bodily fluid/substance is used.) I mean, I recently watched the young, 17-20 yr old, CAUCASIAN dining staff of the country club here in Northern Connecticut my Friends and Family belong to...I myself eat here about twice a month. These young men are your typical upper middle class College dudes, for the most part immature, and bored/horny/malicious. There was a party of 5 women at the table next to me, they were all in their late 30s and early 40s and for the most part very attractive, one or two were a little overweight but still fuckable. I observed the young servers and busboys and kitchen assistants oogling this table of MILFs...NOW, someone convince me that, at some point every couple of months, one of these kids in the back doesn't get the idea to jerk off into one of the ladies' cup of Lobster Bisque or French Onion Soup, followed by his friends and himself intensely watching the woman consume it.

I mean, we know criminals like Joe Pesci's Brother in the Movie Casino do stuff like this (He spit in the Cops Sandwich before wrapping it up)...and we know oppressed minorities working at inner city Burger Kings will spit or jerk off onto the Double Whopper with Cheese "Whitey" orders every now and then...

Does today's porn encourage this behavior? Does the rampant abuse of bodily fluids prevalent in today's pornography predispose impressionable 17-18 year old boys, working in fine dining establishments all across this country, to secretly masturbate and ejaculate into various food and beverage containers, if not the actual meals, behind the scenes in the typical kitchen setting? Is that REALLY mayonaise on the Turkey Club you ordered? How can you REALLY be sure???


And here's a Final question to all the females who read and post here at XPT: If you ordered a sandwich, say something like chickensalad or Tunasalad...and it was revealed that there was a 25% chance that the cook jerked off into the salad...would you still eat it? Would it make any difference if the cook looked like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?

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...NOW, someone convince me that, at some point every couple of months, one of these kids in the back doesn't get the idea to jerk off into one of the ladies' cup of Lobster Bisque or French Onion Soup, followed by his friends and himself intensely watching the woman consume it.

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In my first year of university I lived with two foreign girls, one was an Israeli Jew and the other was a girl from Scottland. Needless to say I didn't get along with them well because they both skipped a lot of classes and did way too much cocaine instead of hitting the books.

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...NOW, someone convince me that, at some point every couple of months, one of these kids in the back doesn't get the idea to jerk off into one of the ladies' cup of Lobster Bisque or French Onion Soup, followed by his friends and himself intensely watching the woman consume it.

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This is why you *never* send food back in a restaurant. I used to work at a Perkins many years ago and some fucking whore kept sending the same dish back time after time after time. Eventually the mail cook put every other order aside (this was a very busy establishment mind you), and made her order very special. After preparing the meal exactly as she likes, he pulled his pants down and dangled his black balls on her fresh plate of food. Nodody smiled, nobody said anything, nobody even stared. She didn't send it back that time.

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I can attest to this. Never, ever piss off the waitstaff or cooks while dining out.

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In my first year of university I lived with two foreign girls, one was an Israeli Jew and the other was a girl from Scottland. Needless to say I didn't get along with them well because they both skipped a lot of classes and did way too much cocaine instead of hitting the books.

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holy shit you must be hella nerdy.

"Hiya sir i dont like those ladies cause they do too many drugs and they dont study, fooey!"

nigga them broads sound like i wanna chill up in they crib.

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Good thing cum is full of protein and is supposed to be good for your complexion and hair. Maybe I should start doing bukkake movies-- my complexion has been a bit dull lately.

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when one of my friends went abroad for a semester, he did a program where you stayed with a family. apparently part of the way in, the couple split, and the french dad was the one who was into having americans around from day one.

the french dad split, the mother started pocketing the rather generous meal-stipend and refusing to feed my friend and the other guy who lived there or really allow them access to food.

eventually, a lightbulb went off in this kid's head--he'd punish the woman by jerking off into her toiletries, which he did daily. every few days for the latter half of a fall semester, i'd get an email from him being like, "today i took a shower, came in her face-wash. yesterday it was the conditioner. i'm glad i brought my own toiletries, i ate a bit of bread today, the nearest market is miles away and i'm out of chocolate. at least i know my semen was covering this witches' face earlier today. help me-dan"

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Good thing cum is full of protein and is supposed to be good for your complexion and hair. Maybe I should start doing bukkake movies-- my complexion has been a bit dull lately.

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2) We already covered this a few months back here... You had your chance, Ms Randall....however, perhaps if you ask Steward & Malice nicely....

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