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In my first year of university I lived with two foreign girls, one was an Israeli Jew and the other was a girl from Scottland. Needless to say I didn't get along with them well because they both skipped a lot of classes and did way too much cocaine instead of hitting the books.




holy shit you must be hella nerdy.

"Hiya sir i dont like those ladies cause they do too many drugs and they dont study, fooey!"

nigga them broads sound like i wanna chill up in they crib.