This is the type of thing that embodies living in denial. It is the type of thing that, when the thought enters our collective heads, we immediately dismiss it, even if we have suspicion or feelings that it has happened. It is the commonality and frequency of foodservice workers adding bodily fluids to our meals and beverages.

We all KNOW this occurs, it is just a question of where, when and how often (as well as WHICH bodily fluid/substance is used.) I mean, I recently watched the young, 17-20 yr old, CAUCASIAN dining staff of the country club here in Northern Connecticut my Friends and Family belong to...I myself eat here about twice a month. These young men are your typical upper middle class College dudes, for the most part immature, and bored/horny/malicious. There was a party of 5 women at the table next to me, they were all in their late 30s and early 40s and for the most part very attractive, one or two were a little overweight but still fuckable. I observed the young servers and busboys and kitchen assistants oogling this table of MILFs...NOW, someone convince me that, at some point every couple of months, one of these kids in the back doesn't get the idea to jerk off into one of the ladies' cup of Lobster Bisque or French Onion Soup, followed by his friends and himself intensely watching the woman consume it.

I mean, we know criminals like Joe Pesci's Brother in the Movie Casino do stuff like this (He spit in the Cops Sandwich before wrapping it up)...and we know oppressed minorities working at inner city Burger Kings will spit or jerk off onto the Double Whopper with Cheese "Whitey" orders every now and then...

Does today's porn encourage this behavior? Does the rampant abuse of bodily fluids prevalent in today's pornography predispose impressionable 17-18 year old boys, working in fine dining establishments all across this country, to secretly masturbate and ejaculate into various food and beverage containers, if not the actual meals, behind the scenes in the typical kitchen setting? Is that REALLY mayonaise on the Turkey Club you ordered? How can you REALLY be sure???


And here's a Final question to all the females who read and post here at XPT: If you ordered a sandwich, say something like chickensalad or Tunasalad...and it was revealed that there was a 25% chance that the cook jerked off into the salad...would you still eat it? Would it make any difference if the cook looked like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?