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#145769 - 02/09/06 10:47 AM Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Ronald Raygun Offline
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Registered: 12/17/05
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What male and female performers have some decent acting ability, or talent for comedy? I prefer gonzo so I have not seen many performers act. Please let me know which performers you think can deliver their lines competently.

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#145770 - 02/09/06 01:55 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Registered: 07/21/05
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There was a not-unattractive Jewish girl in pornography in the 90's by the name of "Madison" who seemed to have wandered into porn off the set of 'Seinfeld' insofar as her performer's demeanor. She seemed very sharp and funny and "on", as they say. But that was then.
Of these latter day crop of young pornographic woman, I can only say that any gifts or abilities they may have as performer/thespians are only relevant in that they are another facet of their humanity and dignity that is to be nullified by the monstrousness of the sexual degradations they submit themselves to on video for these awful production companies that feed the beast.

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#145771 - 02/09/06 03:47 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
John West Fan Offline
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Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
Randy Spears seems to have some acting talent. Decent looking guy too.

Steven St. Croix also can act, but I find he's pretty repellent to look at.

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#145772 - 02/09/06 03:49 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Randy Spears scares me.
He's good looking?

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#145773 - 02/09/06 04:59 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Kyle Stone. He's a friggen riot. He always does something crazy to ignite the scene.

Alicia Alleghatti
Hillary Scott
Delilah Strong
Roxy Jezel
Renee Richards
Christie Lee
Jackie Ashe

Watch a few pre-interviews and BTS's and you will see who is witty and alert and who is a meat socket with dead eyes. (Bishop, get out of my head)

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#145774 - 02/09/06 05:23 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Registered: 01/31/06
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Evan Stone can act, he seems to have some comedic talent as well.

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#145775 - 02/09/06 05:28 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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#145776 - 02/09/06 07:09 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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There was a not-unattractive Jewish girl in pornography in the 90's by the name of "Madison" who seemed to have wandered into porn off the set of 'Seinfeld' insofar as her performer's demeanor. She seemed very sharp and funny and "on", as they say. But that was then.

man i loved Madison...she had such a cute voice and lovely skin
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#145777 - 02/09/06 07:11 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Jack Baker was always kinda funny...plus he played Fonzie's pal "Sticks" on "Happy Days"
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#145778 - 02/09/06 07:15 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Dane Offline
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XPT's own Hailey Young did a scene for director Mofo at DVSX that had alot of acting and she nailed it perfectly. She showed a good range of emotions and made it very believable. Not to mention the fucking was top notch
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#145779 - 02/09/06 08:19 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Tory Lane
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#145780 - 02/10/06 09:46 AM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Willie D Offline

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Generally it's the male performers who seem to have more acting/humor potential: Mike Horner, Jonathan Morgan, Randy Spears, etc.

It's hard to be funny when your're a porn whore whose life is being turned into a meth-fueled hell centered around the number of dicks you can fit into your bunghole. But if that's your criteria, Cytherea is as funny as Richard Pryor.

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#145781 - 02/10/06 09:46 AM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Jeff Steward Offline
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Ashley Blue and Missy Monroe both can act.

So can Taylor Rain but she just acts like a drug addict.
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#145782 - 02/10/06 11:30 AM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
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You're right Jeff.
They both can act,
like they haven't been overshot!

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#145783 - 02/10/06 11:33 AM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Ronald Raygun Offline
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Registered: 12/17/05
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Loc: Washington, D.C.
Is Randy Spears retired?
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#145784 - 02/10/06 11:34 AM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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There was a not-unattractive Jewish girl in pornography in the 90's by the name of "Madison" who seemed to have wandered into porn off the set of 'Seinfeld' insofar as her performer's demeanor. She seemed very sharp and funny and "on", as they say. But that was then.

man i loved Madison...she had such a cute voice and lovely skin




What was something she did?

I think I remember reading good reviews about the ability of Kitty Marie & Blair Segal from the late 90's early 2000 - haven't seen the Fashionistas, how was Belladonna?

Mary Carey has some comedic ability, but its unintentional.
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#145785 - 02/10/06 12:50 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Is Randy Spears retired?




No, he just received an exclusive contract with Wicked. Congrats to him.
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#145786 - 02/10/06 03:31 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Ashley Blue and Missy Monroe both can act.

So can Taylor Rain but she just acts like a drug addict.




They all act like whores.
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#145787 - 02/10/06 03:37 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Tory Lane




But she doesn't do drugs. She just ACTS like it.
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#145788 - 02/10/06 08:48 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Easy Question-Full of acting and comedy skills- Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Hershel Savage, Ron Jeremy, Barrett Blade, Wankus, Tommy Gunn, Brian Surewood,Dale dabone, Kurt Lockwood,
Savanna Samson, Mercedez, Lezlie Zen, Brittney skye, Jenna, Jenevieve Joli, Janine, Mary Carey, Hannah Harper, Nikita Denise, Jewel DeNyle, Tyler Faith, Jill Kelly, Gauge, Briana Banks, Stormy and so many more!
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#145789 - 02/10/06 09:26 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Umm, uh...wait justa minute here, that list is waaay too long. This is porn after all. The same business who went apeshit in the early '90s when Ashlyn Gere landed a 30-second spot in some movie. Then yawned when their disowned stepwhore Traci Lords landed on Melrose Place. Well, I guess it's something to be able to [blatant cynicism] act [/blatant cynicism] like a sex-crazed whore.

Wasn't there some male actor from the 1970s who went on to a 10-year mainstream career until his porn past was outed, and his SAG card revoked.

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#145790 - 02/10/06 09:38 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Wasn't there some male actor from the 1970s who went on to a 10-year mainstream career until his porn past was outed, and his SAG card revoked.




Nope, that's what is about to happen to Kurt Lockwood. I heard Tom Hanks started the petition to pull the SAG card.

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#145791 - 02/10/06 11:06 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Umm, uh...wait justa minute here, that list is waaay too long. This is porn after all. The same business who went apeshit in the early '90s when Ashlyn Gere landed a 30-second spot in some movie. Then yawned when their disowned stepwhore Traci Lords landed on Melrose Place. Well, I guess it's something to be able to [blatant cynicism] act [/blatant cynicism] like a sex-crazed whore.

Wasn't there some male actor from the 1970s who went on to a 10-year mainstream career until his porn past was outed, and his SAG card revoked.




That has never happened. Wade Nichols started out in porn during the 70s and then got on a soap opera called 'The Edge of Night'. He killed himself in 1985, supposedly because he had HIV. Sonny Landham started out in 70s porn and later made the jump into mainstream films, most notably 'Predator' with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I think they were able to get away with breaking into mainstream because their 70s porn movies were not on VHS yet. Very, very few people would have recognized Sonny or Wade as 'that guy from that porno movie'.
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#145792 - 02/10/06 11:19 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Quote:

Quote:

Wasn't there some male actor from the 1970s who went on to a 10-year mainstream career until his porn past was outed, and his SAG card revoked.




Nope, that's what is about to happen to Kurt Lockwood. I heard Tom Hanks started the petition to pull the SAG card.





Really? Stormy is eligible to Join SAG. (from the 40 Year Old Virgin)

I am SAG eligible from back in the day when I worked.

I might actually jump back in for the hell of it later this year..
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#145793 - 02/10/06 11:41 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Stormy is eligible to Join SAG. (from the 40 Year Old Virgin)

I am SAG eligible from back in the day when I worked.

I might actually jump back in for the hell of it later this year..




I was an extra in a movie involving a doll who we'll call "Chucky", does that make me eligible? Three scenes man, no shit. Good times.
Just bullshitting about the eligibilty, but I really was in one of those films. My first experience with you L.A. types M*, .

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#145794 - 02/11/06 05:37 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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Registered: 02/11/06
Posts: 14
Loc: canada
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fuck that is wrong! for soo many reasons....

she looks like the michelan mans wife......
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#145795 - 02/12/06 10:29 AM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Ronald Raygun Offline
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Registered: 12/17/05
Posts: 44
Loc: Washington, D.C.
I agree 'zane. That shit is scary!
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#145796 - 02/12/06 02:03 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
LeTissier Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 209
Loc: Siena, Italia
Cathy Menard

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#145797 - 02/12/06 02:08 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Quote:






fuck that is wrong! for soo many reasons....

she looks like the michelan mans wife......



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#145798 - 02/12/06 09:30 PM Re: Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
Ronald Raygun Offline
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Registered: 12/17/05
Posts: 44
Loc: Washington, D.C.
Never heard of Cathy Menard. Who is she? What has she done?
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