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#145748 - 02/09/06 08:21 AM hiya
el ryano Offline
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new poster here from scotland

i guess i am a fan boy and my fave women in porn are teagan, monica mayhem, gia jordan, gauge and terri summers in no particular order!!!!

not clued up on the movies but i look online from time to time!!!

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#145749 - 02/09/06 09:45 AM Re: hiya
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As a descendant of Scotland, I welcome you to the party. Have fun, don't take anything too seriously, and don't take a piss if you can't handle it thrown back at you.

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#145750 - 02/09/06 09:55 AM Re: hiya
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As a descendant of Scotland, I welcome you to the party. Have fun, don't take anything too seriously, and don't take a piss if you can't handle it thrown back at you.




dinnae worry, i give as good as i get

cheers for the welcome!!

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#145751 - 02/09/06 03:15 PM Re: hiya
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What JF said and welcome.
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#145752 - 02/09/06 03:53 PM Re: hiya
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Yeah welcome to the friendliest board on the intraweb.
You will meet people here that you would wanna actually meet in your real life and speak to on the phone. These here people will become your friends for life. Consider today one of the luckiest days of your life for finding this family oriented site. Today is the first day of the rest of your xpt loving life. Welcome Dude, sit back and relax, enjoy the show.

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#145753 - 02/09/06 04:13 PM Re: hiya
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seems pretty cool and i enjoyed reading the monkey cage, i got some laugh outta that one, am still smiling

it's amazing what you can find on the net, i usually just post on football (soccer!!!)forums but the craic (google it ) here looks tremendous!

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#145754 - 02/09/06 04:22 PM Re: hiya
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Welcome to the fold.

Are there many whores in Scotland?
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#145755 - 02/09/06 04:36 PM Re: hiya
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Welcome to the fold.

Are there many whores in Scotland?




we have many whores here, plenty of bitches too though.........its finding a happy medium!!! my home town, just to give you an idea what its like, has the highest teeny pregnancy rate in the uk!!!!

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#145756 - 02/09/06 04:40 PM Re: hiya
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They are certainly off to a Roaring Start!!!

Call for action on young drinkers

Almost 40% of 15-year-old girls drink spirits each week
A leading expert on alcohol abuse has called for tough restrictions on drink advertising after a report revealed shocking figures for Scots youngsters.
More Scottish girls regularly drink strong alcohol than young females in any other country, according to a study by the World Health Organization.

Almost 40% of 15-year-olds admitted to drinking spirits each week, compared with 1% in Russia and 7% in America.

The report's author, Dr Holger Schmid, called for politicians to take action.

Dr Schmid, vice-director of the Lausanne-based Swiss Institute for the Prevention of Alcohol and Drug Problems, told the Sunday Times: "These figures are very serious and send a clear message that action is needed to address this problem."

"Scotland is ahead in the statistics and I hope the politicians have seen this as a good reason for action.

"Politicians should present a consistent alcohol policy."

The study, based on WHO surveys conducted in 35 countries between 2000 and 2001, said Scots girls get drunk for the first time at a younger age.

On average, Scots have their first drink at 12 and get drunk for the first time a year later.

A fifth of 13-year-olds in Scotland had been drunk more than once and 6% of 11-year-old boys.

Among 13 and 11-year-olds, only English girls drank more.

Dr Schmid said: "It is not consistent to restrict access to alcohol on the one hand while allowing alcohol advertising linked to sports and pictures that glamorise drinking in magazines.

"I would advocate a ban [on alcohol advertising] in sport to make drinking less glamorous. There is a large amount of research which shows that alcohol advertising is effective and millions of pounds are being spent on this promotion every year."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/4658184.stm

Welcome ! Scotland rules...beautiful place..."Trainspotting"...great flick...Sons and Daughters...rockin scots
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#145757 - 02/09/06 04:44 PM Re: hiya
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thankfully i ain't nothing like what is depicted in trainspotting though i have read all irvine welsh's books (pure quality man ) but aye, we do have a high level of decadence and debauchery here, its just behind closed doors......... mostly

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#145758 - 02/09/06 04:47 PM Re: hiya
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ah man...Welsh's Porno was pretty genius.
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#145759 - 02/09/06 04:48 PM Re: hiya
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:D thankfully i ain't nothing like what is depicted in trainspotting though i have read all irvine welsh's books (pure quality man ) but aye, we do have a high level of decadence and debauchery here, its just behind closed doors......... mostly


AH man Renton and Mother Superior are fantastic. One of the best pictures of all time.

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#145760 - 02/09/06 04:51 PM Re: hiya
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porno is a cracking tale

juice terry = legend

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#145761 - 02/09/06 04:54 PM Re: hiya
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One of the best pictures of all time.

AGREED! I remember when i first saw it in the theatre and the opening credits with "Lust for Life" pumpin and Renton almost gettin hit by the car and the narrative...genius! ya just know it's gonna be a blast at the opening credits...and Spud's diahrea sheets at the breakfast nook!
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#145762 - 02/09/06 04:59 PM Re: hiya
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One of the best pictures of all time.

AGREED! I remember when i first saw it in the theatre and the opening credits with "Lust for Life" pumpin and Renton almost gettin hit by the car and the narrative...genius! ya just know it's gonna be a blast at the opening credits...and Spud's diahrea sheets at the breakfast nook!


They ignored the baby so long, the little bastard died. That part was killer for me. But it was truly an amazing flick.

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#145763 - 02/10/06 12:00 AM Re: hiya
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seems pretty cool and i enjoyed reading the monkey cage, i got some laugh outta that one, am still smiling

it's amazing what you can find on the net, i usually just post on football (soccer!!!)forums but the craic (google it ) here looks tremendous!




Aye pleanty of craic around here mate. Where about's in Jocky are you from?
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#145764 - 02/10/06 12:58 AM Re: hiya
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Registered: 02/06/06
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ah man...Welsh's Porno was pretty genius.





Hah,
Indeed it was.

And Teagan's a favorite of mine too, welcome.
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#145765 - 02/10/06 06:10 PM Re: hiya
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southwest scotland, we are the ferry port for across the water to ireland.

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