Time to announce the nominees and categories for the first annual (doesn't make sense till the second but you get the point) awards



Male performer of the year and betting odds

derek hay aka ben english 14-1
marc davis 6-1
tt boy 3-2
ryan knox 4097-1
brandon irons 22-1

Female performer of the year and odds

lauren phoenix 3-1
charmane star 10-1
kara nox 4598-1
jenna jameson 2-1 (maybe the monkey can be bought )
natasha dolling (i don't think she made a movie in 05 but its my awards damn it and dolling is in) 15-1

Monkey gold watch award for many years of service but we are kicking your butt out of porn award nominees are

ron jermey 3-2
dave cummings 4-1
nina hartley 3-1
buck adams 5-1
randy west 6-1
randy spears 8-1


Funniest train wreck comeback award nominees

chasey lain 2-1
janine 8-1
buck adams 4-1
felicia 10-1
nacho (coming soon )7-1


lindsay lohan award for biggest pill popping, coke snorting flake in porn

cindy crawford 3-2
meliss lauren 6-1
chasey lain 10-1



Anne heche award for best sexual preference cross over of the year

rob longshot 2-1
lex steel 5-1
gypsy 9-1
taylor rain 12-1
peter north 5-1 (long suspected but the gay masked wrestling thing came out in 05)


Chris penn award for pornstar most likely to od in a cheap apartment this year

chasy lain 4-1
gina lynn 6-1
cidy crawford 10-1
tyler faith 5-1
gen skye 6-1
buck "heart attack" adams 3-1

Linda tripp award for ugliest person not in the industry but still finds away to stick their head in and make a mark.

wankus 3-1
sammura 4-1
gypsy 6-1
tantas wife 7-1
swami 8-1
kyoto 10-1


marc wallice award for person most likely to bring a nasty disease into the industry

cindy crawford 8-1
lisa sparxxx 4-1
catalina 10-1
mya 6-1
newbie 3-1



Ac cream award for creepiest stalker fanboy

ac cream 3-2
kyoto 8-1
cumoverher 7-1
smartt 10-1
swami 2-1



belladonna award for next porn star to break down to the mainstream media about how bad the industry is only to return like nothing happened.

dani woodward 3-2
kara nox 4-1
vicky vette 3-1
bridgette kerkavoe 5-1
tyra banx (again, can lightning strike twice?) 10-1


Alexa rae award for delusional pornstar who believes they can cross over into mainstream

jesse jane 3-2
krystal steal 4-1
mary carey 3-1
tawny roberts 6-1
gina lynn 5-1

2006 SMAAs: Stay Tuned

charmane star 10-1

My pick

Chris penn award for pornstar most likely to od in a cheap apartment this year

chasy lain 4-1
gina lynn 6-1
cidy crawford 10-1
tyler faith 5-1
gen skye 6-1
buck "heart attack" adams 3-1




Cytherea, Arianna Jollee, Jersey Jaxsin. As long as these 3 are in porn, they should always be in the running for this award.