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#145607 - 02/08/06 06:37 PM
How to impress women
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Porn Jesus
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How to impress a women
Compliment her, respect her, honour her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to impress a man
Show up naked, bring food do not stand in front of tv.
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#145608 - 02/08/06 07:00 PM
Re: How to impress women
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
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good points
Compliment her, respect her, honour her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
Guess we didnt do these things for Gen and thats why she left ?
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#145609 - 02/08/06 08:00 PM
Re: How to impress women
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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good points
Compliment her, respect her, honour her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
Guess we didnt do these things for Gen and thats why she left ?
jesus christ do you really think your common pornwhore is capable of understanding or even appreciating such abstract concepts as "support" or "honor" or even "compliment" sans comments devoid of how much you want to bust a nut up in their grill? do you think any lowly cumstump of this ilk really gives a shit about such extravagant sentimental nothings?
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#145613 - 02/08/06 09:18 PM
Re: How to impress women
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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cassy cassy darling why are you here if you continuously make it clear that you dont like what this biz has to offer? ever think that maybe, JUST MAYBE you'd be more worthy to society if you became a common pornwhore, gracing the floor with your knees mercilessly receiving busted nut on your rabbit lovin' grill? sista please, your knockin it cuz yer scared that you just might likeit so much you'd become a bigger whore than all the rest. I getcha, 'sall good.  try takin' some lessons from your buddy tierney cuz this "i sound smart and educated" tone isn't what we look for over here. peace
ugh you fucking retarded skank, i'm not saying the common pornwhore doesn't have appreciative value, just that the idea of lauding them with traits that they don't have is a pathetic mistake. regardless the irony of you saying a porn forum doesn't care about airs of intelligence is fucking hilarious and i hope your pimp beats you with encyclopedia brittanica and doesn't let up until the Q's, you sloppy cunt.
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#145614 - 02/08/06 09:20 PM
Re: How to impress women
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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cassy cassy darling why are you here if you continuously make it clear that you dont like what this biz has to offer? ever think that maybe, JUST MAYBE you'd be more worthy to society if you became a common pornwhore, gracing the floor with your knees mercilessly receiving busted nut on your rabbit lovin' grill? sista please, your knockin it cuz yer scared that you just might like it so much you'd become a bigger whore than all the rest. I getcha, 'sall good. try takin' some lessons from your buddy tierney cuz this "i sound smart and educated" tone isn't what we look for over here. peace
You are sooo wrong, in so many ways and on so many levels....the single most erotic thing on this board right now is meditating and contemplating the fact that a chick as hot and smart as Cassandra is posting on a board like this...it is what I have alluded to before, about the erotic aspects of watching hot chicks watching pornography...and AGAIN, the supremely, stark, ironic fact that the sexiest women on this porn board, Cassandra and Holly Randall, DO NOT ACTUALLY perform in Pornographic films. It is supremely refreshing...and stimulating.
She sounds "smart & educated" because she is, in fact, extremely intelligent....
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#145618 - 02/08/06 11:14 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Is that Mike Patton? If it isn't, I have no doubt that it is something that he has probably done anyways.
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#145619 - 02/08/06 11:57 PM
Re: How to impress women
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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Cassandra your not a porn hoe?
i already hate interacting with losers enough as it is when they're washed and christian at school (with my fancy book-learnin' and other high falutin idears). anyway i only like fucking people for self esteem and alcohol purchasing power.
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#145620 - 02/09/06 12:10 AM
Re: How to impress women
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
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cassandra , you said porno ladies have no feelings
heres the quote: jesus christ do you really think your common pornwhore is capable of understanding or even appreciating such abstract concepts as "support" or "honor" or even "compliment" sans comments devoid of how much you want to bust a nut up in their grill? do you think any lowly cumstump of this ilk really gives a shit about such extravagant sentimental nothings
This i assume means porn ladies cant internalize love ?
They have been desensitized to equate sex with power--
and now your saying
And you only have sex for self esteem and booze ?
So you only do it for your own self gratification -- again to derive power---to get what you want
So to impress women we got to empower them ?
I dont know how i got this but i did 
So to impress women we cant fill their heads with the concepts of love--since they are male derivative and thus exploitative.
To be in love must mean with a male partner and thus a subserviant of men.
But what we really have to do is give them the knowledge to understand that womens bodies or minds are instrumental in nature.
That they can use their bodies or mind to get what they want. ie. love, money
How the hell did i get this?
Shit your too smart for me
Edited by pris (02/09/06 12:28 AM)
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#145621 - 02/09/06 12:14 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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cassandra , you said porno ladies have no feelings
So i assumed your not working in xxx--since you realize this : porn ladies cant internalize love ?
and now your saying
And you only have sex for self esteem and booze ?
So you only do it for your own self gratification and self absorbtion ?
So i assume now that your are working xxx since your a taker and doesnt let her feelings get in the way ?
So to impress women we got to empower them ?
to quote william "d-fens" foster, maybe if you wrote in fucking english i would fucking understand you.
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#145623 - 02/09/06 04:35 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
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"women will like what I tell them to like".......Homer Simpson
truer words have never been spoken
some chics are ok, while some sluts are the best
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I'll cut off your ears, nose, lips, and I'll stab your fucking face, so for the rest of your life, you'll remember your mistakes
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#145624 - 02/09/06 04:40 PM
Re: How to impress women
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
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maybe if you wrote in fucking english i would fucking understand you
Cassandra i revised my explantion
Enjoy:
cassandra , you said porno ladies have no feelings
heres the quote: jesus christ do you really think your common pornwhore is capable of understanding or even appreciating such abstract concepts as "support" or "honor" or even "compliment" sans comments devoid of how much you want to bust a nut up in their grill? do you think any lowly cumstump of this ilk really gives a shit about such extravagant sentimental nothings
This i assume means porn ladies cant internalize love ?
They have been desensitized to equate sex with power--
and now your saying
And you only have sex for self esteem and booze ?
So you only do it for your own self gratification -- again to derive power---to get what you want
So to impress women we got to empower them ?
I dont know how i got this but i did
So to impress women we cant fill their heads with the concepts of love--since they are male derivative and thus exploitative.
To be in love must mean with a male partner and thus a subserviant of men.
But what we really have to do is give them the knowledge to understand that womens bodies or minds are instrumental in nature.
That they can use their bodies or mind to get what they want. ie. love, money
How the hell did i get this?
Shit your too smart for me
Edited by pris (02/09/06 04:41 PM)
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#145625 - 02/09/06 06:14 PM
Re: How to impress women
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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maybe if you wrote in fucking english i would fucking understand you
Cassandra i revised my explantion
Enjoy:
cassandra , you said porno ladies have no feelings
heres the quote: jesus christ do you really think your common pornwhore is capable of understanding or even appreciating such abstract concepts as "support" or "honor" or even "compliment" sans comments devoid of how much you want to bust a nut up in their grill? do you think any lowly cumstump of this ilk really gives a shit about such extravagant sentimental nothings
This i assume means porn ladies cant internalize love ?
They have been desensitized to equate sex with power--
and now your saying
And you only have sex for self esteem and booze ?
So you only do it for your own self gratification -- again to derive power---to get what you want
So to impress women we got to empower them ?
I dont know how i got this but i did
So to impress women we cant fill their heads with the concepts of love--since they are male derivative and thus exploitative.
To be in love must mean with a male partner and thus a subserviant of men.
But what we really have to do is give them the knowledge to understand that womens bodies or minds are instrumental in nature.
That they can use their bodies or mind to get what they want. ie. love, money
How the hell did i get this?
Shit your too smart for me
1. women only love power
2. you have no power
3. the power a woman has over you is universally shared by all women (and so it's meaningless)
4. no woman will ever love you for who you are right now except in a platonic or familial way
5. you can go beat up a queer now if you want, but women still won't love you. unless that queer is ryan knox. then the love of every pornstar, everywhere, will be yours.
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#145630 - 02/10/06 12:46 AM
Re: How to impress women
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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He stood next to me--a fat, sickening troll of a man about twenty years my senior, but worlds apart from what I would find attractive. He was repulsive. He made me sick, this hideous, obese plug of a wastrel.
I watched as he made his noise and violently spouted hateful words about hairless cunts and playground sex and crying and mommy and daddy and genitals and little girls and little boys, and while I was lost in this I felt him edge closer to me.
I felt his fat body rub against mine and I at first thought that since the room was so crowded, he must have been pushed toward me. But then instead of bumping into me he started to rub his fatness methodically and erotically up and down my side, paying close attention to graze my tit as much as he possibly could.
I wanted to be touched. I wanted to be impressed. I wanted to be abused. I didn't want this fat parasite to stop; so I stood there and let it happen.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#145631 - 02/10/06 06:24 AM
Re: How to impress women
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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He stood next to me--a fat, sickening troll of a man about twenty years my senior, but worlds apart from what I would find attractive. He was repulsive. He made me sick, this hideous, obese plug of a wastrel.
I watched as he made his noise and violently spouted hateful words about hairless cunts and playground sex and crying and mommy and daddy and genitals and little girls and little boys, and while I was lost in this I felt him edge closer to me.
I felt his fat body rub against mine and I at first thought that since the room was so crowded, he must have been pushed toward me. But then instead of bumping into me he started to rub his fatness methodically and erotically up and down my side, paying close attention to graze my tit as much as he possibly could.
I wanted to be touched. I wanted to be impressed. I wanted to be abused. I didn't want this fat parasite to stop; so I stood there and let it happen.
First off, this is an excellent expository effort Loopnode, but I find the imagery upsetting....here's why:
This has happened to me several times with Fat chicks at parties...at first I thought that they might be attracted to me, as scary as that thought is...but what was really happening was they were simply too fat and out of shape to stand there and slow dance/mingle with everyone else, so i come along and wheel up next to them and they seize upon the opportunity to sit in my lap and rest, simply PRETENDING to be attracted to me as a pretext to rest their FAT, Bulbous Asses for a few minutes...it's disconcerting and very ego-deflating to be used as a type of mobile "rest stop", plus the crushing effects of the gravitational forces pulling their center of gravity onto my lap is not healthy for erectile function...
<Da burglar sings once again> "What will I do when the Fat girl says....'WOULD you like to Marry me? Would you Like to Buy the ring....da da da....'...."
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#145633 - 01/18/10 08:29 PM
Re: How to impress women
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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How to impress me (a woman, I think):
Don't cheat. Have sex with me often. I mean often. I'll stay thin and pretty and be nice, promise.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
-Nabokov
"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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