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#145525 - 02/08/06 02:57 PM
Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8-11
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Registered: 03/12/03
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Chatsworth, CA – San Francisco residents should get their cocks and their wallets ready because multiple AVN Award winning adult film star and JM Productions contract girl Ashley Blue is coming to town for four straight nights of featuring dancing at the New Century Theatre.
Ashley will be appearing at the club from February 8th thru 11th, performing one show on the 8th at 10PM and three on each of the remaining nights. Ashley will be available for Polaroids, autographs, and will have plenty of merchandise including her hot XXX DVDs on hand. Fans won’t want to miss out on their chance to meet Ashley in person and see her perform live, up-close, in front of their very eyes.
“I’m really looking forward to seeing all of my fans in San Francisco,†expresses a jubilant Blue, “I’m looking forward even more to showing them my pussy and asshole while they give me money.â€Â
The New Century Theatre is located at 816 Larkin Street in San Francisco, CA 94109. For directions and other details contact the club directly at (415) 776-0212 or visit their website at http://www.newcenturysf.com/. Ashley Blue fans can also purchase her videos and DVDs on the official JM Productions website, http://www.jerkoffzone.com/.
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#145529 - 02/08/06 07:02 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Somehow, I just don't see this gig ending well.
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#145530 - 02/08/06 08:08 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'm with Ashley in SF to help out, but I can't find her anywhere. She asked me to get her cigarettes and now she's gone. She's supposed to be on stage in 30 mins and we can't find her.
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#145531 - 02/08/06 08:16 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I was going to say this scene will dissolve to black with a bunch of wankers in the parking lot waving crumpled and sweaty dollar bills at the mercedes benz tail-lights fading into the distance.
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#145534 - 02/08/06 09:04 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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I'm with Ashley in SF to help out, but I can't find her anywhere. She asked me to get her cigarettes and now she's gone. She's supposed to be on stage in 30 mins and we can't find her.
Maybe there will be a Missing & Exploited 2 after all.
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#145536 - 02/08/06 09:17 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I'm with Ashley in SF to help out, but I can't find her anywhere. She asked me to get her cigarettes and now she's gone. She's supposed to be on stage in 30 mins and we can't find her.
I don't recall Larkin & Geary being a great part of the city. That's Tenbderloin country.
BTW, the Cha Cha Cha Cuban restaurant at Haight & Shrader (W of Ashbury) serves the ebst sangria in S.F.
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#145538 - 02/09/06 12:16 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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#145539 - 02/09/06 01:12 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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I was gonna head up there tonight to throw wadded up sweaty ones at ashley...tell me she hasn't flaked on the gig.
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just what the hell was this cunt thinking???? (micheal mayhem)
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#145540 - 02/09/06 02:07 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#145541 - 02/09/06 02:43 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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#145542 - 02/09/06 03:45 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Hey everyone, I just got the report from Gia that Ashley made it to last nights show just fine, she just went to drink a bottle of Chimay (from a paper bag, of course) - it's her pre-show ritual, that and giving herself a nice mouth fisting.
I am told that Gia dressed her in the latest and most stylish whore fashions and that there was a line out the door to see her.
Remember, she'll be there for the next 3 nights. She'll also be at WonderCon tomorrow in the SF area to promote the new Girlvert comic!
Check her out if ya can!
Malice
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#145544 - 02/09/06 04:02 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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the red, white or blue chimay? this is very important.
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#145547 - 02/09/06 04:46 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Registered: 04/16/04
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This had more stroke potential with her missing.
Wish I could attend. Would have loved to throw a cummy, wrinkled $20 at Ashley to show my appreciation for her anus.
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#145548 - 02/09/06 05:15 PM
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Would have loved to throw a cummy, wrinkled $20 at Ashley to show my appreciation for her anus.
Very romantic.
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#145550 - 02/09/06 08:37 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Bukkake Boy
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the red, white or blue chimay? this is very important.
The blue of course, it's the strongest! I just wanted to post real quick and let you all know we were just goofin with you guys last night about her being missing! She was at the show and it was AMAZING!
Did you take any pics?
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#145551 - 02/10/06 08:03 AM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Did you take any pics?
Yeah, I'm told Gia will have pics from the trip, some will be posted here when she gets back, and more on Jerkoffzone.com.
Tony
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#145554 - 02/10/06 10:38 AM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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There is some not-so-subtle irony in superwhore AB drinking beer brewed by monks.
Yeah, it hit me like a brick too, but I was gonna let it go. 
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#145555 - 02/10/06 02:45 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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1) Forget LA or Vegas...San Fran is the most debauched, fucked up city in the country...the filthiest memories/fantasies/experiences of MY life were burned into my memory in the bay area...I would look to Vegas escorts to DETOX from the perversion I was exposed to from San Francisco chicks.... 2) I never heard of this 400 lb Black House Mama/Marketing Director at Market Street, but it wouldn't surprise me...What's the price per orgasm during private shows these days at a place like Market Street Cinema? 3) Someone mentioned throwing a "Cummy" 20 dollar bill at Ashley...UGH the stories I have heard over the years at what some of the chicks who dance have to endure...sick, twisted, fucked up shit at what "customers" do...or think they have the right to do since they are forking over a few bucks. I'd love to hear Gia's twisted tales of what guys will try and get away with in the clubs...One of my good friends who used to dance at Olympic Garden in Vegas told me about a middle aged guy who gave her a Teddy bear...and the back of the teddy bear's head was totally CRUSTED over, and when she asked him what it was, he just smiled really stupidly and giggled...FUCKED UP!!! She burned the bear...OMG so many fucking tales of bizarre shit...
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#145559 - 02/10/06 07:51 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Porn Jesus
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One of my good friends who used to dance at Olympic Garden in Vegas told me about a middle aged guy who gave her a Teddy bear...and the back of the teddy bear's head was totally CRUSTED over, and when she asked him what it was, he just smiled really stupidly and giggled...
[cue Pee Wee Herman]
Ha Ha! It was me!!! Ha! Ha! What do I have in common with Lee Harvey Oswald? Ha! Ha!
I always wanted to give some ex-girlfriend a Vermont Teddy Bear like in the commercial, except that had been...ummm..."altered" in that way.
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#145561 - 02/14/06 02:18 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ashley Blue is the bomb! That girl is so much fun and gave me my favorite experience in SF ever!
On the second day of Ashley's feature dancing, she turned her act into a duo. Yes, that means Ashley Blue and Gia Jordan on one stage together! One song into her performance, I'd join her for some light on stage g/g action, and then turn into a complete attention whore with pole tricks and all. Ashley then would grab me by my hair and Girlvert me for a bit until the last song where we'd make-out during the Sex Pistols.
Fans were abound in every direction! So much Ashley Blue merch was sold and so many guys even recognized me and were surprised that I was now doing much more than just 'helping out.' Ashley has no strip club background pre-porn like me, so she was a bit overwhelmed at first to have her name called in every direction and give double lap dances with me after selling and signing tons of merch.
We were so exhausted, we'd go directly back to our hotel every night. No afterhours clubs for us. Boring, huh? All our fun was during the day such as the Edinburgh Pub where Ashley bought an Irvine Welsh spoken word cd and dining at Scala in Union Square.
We'd like to thank everyone who came down to see us, the management at The New Century Club for inviting us back anytime, and the FINE resident dancers there.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#145563 - 02/14/06 04:29 PM
Re: Ashley Blue to Feature Dance in San Fran Feb 8
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Depending on which night, Anarchy in the UK or Pretty Vacant
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#145564 - 02/14/06 05:30 PM
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#145566 - 02/15/06 11:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Woot! That's awesome feedback! Hey Dane, was that girl a hot long haired brunette? I remember complimenting her in the stairwell.
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#145568 - 02/16/06 12:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Yes! I remember now! She does incredible pole tricks! She really does need to cum to Chatsworth and be boxcover material.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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