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One of my good friends who used to dance at Olympic Garden in Vegas told me about a middle aged guy who gave her a Teddy bear...and the back of the teddy bear's head was totally CRUSTED over, and when she asked him what it was, he just smiled really stupidly and giggled...



[cue Pee Wee Herman]
Ha Ha! It was me!!! Ha! Ha! What do I have in common with Lee Harvey Oswald? Ha! Ha!


I always wanted to give some ex-girlfriend a Vermont Teddy Bear like in the commercial, except that had been...ummm..."altered" in that way.