I can only think of two award shows that avn bullshit and some weird euro one in france, both are corrupt and pointless so i plan to launch the first ever monkey awards, i can't be bought and its the first to go live from a porn forum on the internet, breaking ground for pointless ego boosting ceremonies. The Nominees and different awards will be announced tomorrow and then the winners will be announced whenever i think they should or something.

I would like to nominate Shy Love as most Fuckable girl with a horse grill.

yo monk! wheres the nominations dont leave us kids hangin' like that unless you had to take baby bishop to the hospital for chocking on a rubber?

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My recently accepted maturity requires that I take a deep breath and count to ten.If I were you I would use that time to research what you just stepped in.

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Ohhh snap, no you've gone and done it. Nominees are up.