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#145437 - 02/07/06 08:32 PM Ok im back
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
The whole being pleasant, treating others how you'd like to be treated and fake sincerity wasn't really working for me, so basically i just plan to accept the lord on my death bed as it seems the easiest and most logically way to do it. I see Tony has banned ryan during my recent 48 hour born again christian phase, thats going to be a messy family reunion.
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#145438 - 02/07/06 08:37 PM Re: Ok im back
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Daddy?


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#145439 - 02/07/06 08:51 PM Re: Ok im back
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Daddy?






papas home and i promise i won't run away again unless i get freaked out or feel overwhelmed.
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#145440 - 02/07/06 09:09 PM Re: Ok im back
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
so you are sayin you'll def. be here for the next week to ten days?
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#145441 - 02/07/06 09:11 PM Re: Ok im back
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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so you are sayin you'll def. be here for the next week to ten days?





If thats what god wants from me then yes
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#145442 - 02/07/06 10:10 PM Re: Ok im back
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
would you just shut the fuck up damn. you talk to fucking much. oh yeah suck a fart out my ass bishop

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The whole being pleasant, treating others how you'd like to be treated and fake sincerity wasn't really working for me, so basically i just plan to accept the lord on my death bed as it seems the easiest and most logically way to do it. I see Tony has banned ryan during my recent 48 hour born again christian phase, thats going to be a messy family reunion.


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#145443 - 02/07/06 11:33 PM Re: Ok im back
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
This reminds me of strippers I used to work with and ,yes, I said strippers- not exotic dancers. No delusions about shaking my ass to afford luxuries like living alone, organic produce, and paying a mortgage. These strippers would always quit dancing and swore off stripping forever, sell their outfits, and tell the management every fuck you that had been pent up inside their wilting livers for all 6 years at Uber Snotty Gentlemen's Club with Fake Roman Marble Columns. They always came back a week later and avoided all eye contact in the dressing room.

I'm not saying Monkey's eating his words now that he's back after swearing this place off in exchange for religion, but I knew he'd be back.

And I knew he'd be back like business as usual.
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#145444 - 02/08/06 09:10 PM Re: Ok im back
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Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 84


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The whole being pleasant, treating others how you'd like to be treated and fake sincerity wasn't really working for me, so basically i just plan to accept the lord on my death bed as it seems the easiest and most logically way to do it. I see Tony has banned ryan during my recent 48 hour born again christian phase, thats going to be a messy family reunion.



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#145445 - 02/08/06 10:19 PM Re: Ok im back
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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This reminds me of strippers I used to work with and ,yes, I said strippers- not exotic dancers. No delusions about shaking my ass to afford luxuries like living alone, organic produce, and paying a mortgage. These strippers would always quit dancing and swore off stripping forever, sell their outfits, and tell the management every fuck you that had been pent up inside their wilting livers for all 6 years at Uber Snotty Gentlemen's Club with Fake Roman Marble Columns. They always came back a week later and avoided all eye contact in the dressing room.

I'm not saying Monkey's eating his words now that he's back after swearing this place off in exchange for religion, but I knew he'd be back.

And I knew he'd be back like business as usual.








Quote:

Jane says
I'm done with sergio
He treats me like a ragdoll
She hides
The television
Says 'i don't owe him nothing,
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me or,
Try again tomorrow'

'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...'
'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...'

Jane says
'Have you seen my wig around?
I feel naked without it'
She knows
They all want her to go
But that's ok man
She don't like them anyway
Jane says
'I'm going away to spain when i get my money saved
I'm gonna start tomorrow'

'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...'
'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...'



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#145446 - 02/08/06 10:29 PM Re: Ok im back
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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would you just shut the fuck up damn. you talk to fucking much. oh yeah suck a fart out my ass bishop





Don't act like i don't make your pussy wet trick. Whenever you seen new post by smelly monkey i know you have to change your panties. Stop stalking me ho.

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This reminds me of strippers I used to work with and ,yes, I said strippers- not exotic dancers. No delusions about shaking my ass to afford luxuries like living alone, organic produce, and paying a mortgage. These strippers would always quit dancing and swore off stripping forever, sell their outfits, and tell the management every fuck you that had been pent up inside their wilting livers for all 6 years at Uber Snotty Gentlemen's Club with Fake Roman Marble Columns. They always came back a week later and avoided all eye contact in the dressing room.

I'm not saying Monkey's eating his words now that he's back after swearing this place off in exchange for religion, but I knew he'd be back.

And I knew he'd be back like business as usual





Easy for you to say, you don't have a god to answer to. Unless joey silvera counts?
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#145447 - 02/08/06 10:40 PM Re: Ok im back
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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would you just shut the fuck up damn. you talk to fucking much. oh yeah suck a fart out my ass bishop



jeff can you get this booked? sounds like the start of something big!
I'm thinking negro fartsuckers vol 1.Of couse you are welcomed to exploit me as you see fit...
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#145448 - 02/08/06 10:42 PM Re: Ok im back
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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would you just shut the fuck up damn. you talk to fucking much. oh yeah suck a fart out my ass bishop



jeff can you get this booked? sounds like the start of something big!
I'm thinking negro fartsuckers vol 1.Of couse you are welcomed to exploit me as you see fit...





If so then may i suggest sammura as a sucker for every scene and if possible get in touch with the minion. Stock the set with lots of canned foods.
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#145449 - 02/08/06 10:49 PM Re: Ok im back
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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jeff can you get this booked? sounds like the start of something big!
I'm thinking negro fartsuckers vol 1.Of couse you are welcomed to exploit me as you see fit...




Ahhh, that's something I won't be watching.
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#145450 - 02/09/06 07:18 AM Re: Ok im back
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
look you goofy ass wigger, go find the next pornwhore to fall in love with like tony

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would you just shut the fuck up damn. you talk to fucking much. oh yeah suck a fart out my ass bishop



jeff can you get this booked? sounds like the start of something big!
I'm thinking negro fartsuckers vol 1.Of couse you are welcomed to exploit me as you see fit...





If so then may i suggest sammura as a sucker for every scene and if possible get in touch with the minion. Stock the set with lots of canned foods.


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#145451 - 02/09/06 08:56 AM Re: Ok im back
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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would you just shut the fuck up damn. you talk to fucking much. oh yeah suck a fart out my ass bishop



jeff can you get this booked? sounds like the start of something big!
I'm thinking negro fartsuckers vol 1.Of couse you are welcomed to exploit me as you see fit...




A meltdown is imminent.
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#145452 - 02/09/06 09:47 AM Re: Ok im back
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
go flim something asshole

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would you just shut the fuck up damn. you talk to fucking much. oh yeah suck a fart out my ass bishop



jeff can you get this booked? sounds like the start of something big!
I'm thinking negro fartsuckers vol 1.Of couse you are welcomed to exploit me as you see fit...




A meltdown is imminent.


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#145453 - 02/09/06 02:00 PM Re: Ok im back
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Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
I ain't never been in Love,
I don't know what it is.
I only know when someone wants me.
I want them if they want me.
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#145454 - 02/09/06 04:34 PM Re: Ok im back
Too Damned Ugly Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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This reminds me of strippers I used to work with and ,yes, I said strippers- not exotic dancers. No delusions about shaking my ass to afford luxuries like living alone, organic produce, and paying a mortgage. These strippers would always quit dancing and swore off stripping forever, sell their outfits, and tell the management every fuck you that had been pent up inside their wilting livers for all 6 years at Uber Snotty Gentlemen's Club with Fake Roman Marble Columns. They always came back a week later and avoided all eye contact in the dressing room.

I'm not saying Monkey's eating his words now that he's back after swearing this place off in exchange for religion, but I knew he'd be back.

And I knew he'd be back like business as usual.




I Love you GIA. I have never seen a single shoot of yours but you are so funny. Go get'em Tiger.

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#145455 - 02/09/06 05:10 PM Re: Ok im back
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I Love you GIA. I have never seen a single shoot of yours but you are so funny. Go get'em Tiger.






haven't you committed suicide yet?

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#145456 - 02/09/06 05:32 PM Re: Ok im back
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...




Go get'em Tiger.





god you're fucking lame, what kind of douchebag says "go get 'em tiger"? are you advertising kid's cereal ?

i'd love to throw a plague-ridden body in your house next vacation you take.that'd be ggggreat tiger!

your ass still bleeding, or are you back from your hospital stay?
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#145457 - 02/09/06 06:25 PM Re: Ok im back
Too Damned Ugly Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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Go get'em Tiger.





god you're fucking lame, what kind of douchebag says "go get 'em tiger"? are you advertising kid's cereal ?

i'd love to throw a plague-ridden body in your house next vacation you take.that'd be ggggreat tiger!

your ass still bleeding, or are you back from your hospital stay?




Look at your fucking picture if you want lame. You calling me lame is fucking insane.

When my ass bleeds it's because of some surgery that I have had. When your ass bleeds it's because your "man" got a little rough last night with the either his dick or a dildo. Please feel free to NOT share the details. What a fag. I bet you, Wankus and Kurt even dress alike.

Who's the bitch now! now go whine to your girlyman friends.








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#145458 - 02/10/06 06:09 AM Re: Ok im back
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ha, so lame you even admitted your ass bled in real life.

ass-bleeder!
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