I was wondering why this thread was getting so many reads. Gypsy's handicapable crew is gonna school us!

This is so awesome. Gypsy just didn't care, and still insists she didn't care, while ragging on and on and trying to whip her lifestyle submissive army into a torch-bearing frenzy.

Word to the wise: your little sperm whale of love came into my house, insulted the moderator here, insulted talent (Bishop, et. al.), and generally befouled this place with more than 1000 posts in six months, and is now drying her eyes in the fragrant forests of flygirl skillZ's ample armpits after one single post threw her over the edge. If you want to crawl out of your little gothic tunnel where you worship a gap-toothed skeez and her suitcase pimp, be my guest--we'll enjoy it. But the favor will be returned in kind.

Dan, would you like to be the first up to the plate? Just let us know when you spit the shit out of your mouth so we can understand a fucking word you're saying and we'll begin.

Oh, and Gypsy? For old times' sake, some retro signature artwork for you and skillz while chowing down on some plankton cakes.